Haha! Nobody can beat me when I'm SUPER 17!
—Super 17
Super 17 is an android who claims he can't be beaten when he's Super 17 and is striving to become an Undefeatable because nobody has defeated him. He was created by a friend of Dr. Gero, a guy named Dr. Wily, who decided it was time to make a robot master that looks like a human; thus Android 17 was made. Sadly, Wily made a massive oopsie and, somehow, accidentally added a whole other Guy. This would cause the original Android 17 to morph into SUPER 17. His theme is HAHA NOBODY CAN BEAT ME.
He then escaped captivity and flew off to God knows where, beginning his acts of massive trolling like destroying parts of Cool Land, blowing up the entire Cool City Floating Carnvial, attacking Ohio, Nevada, areas of Gensokyo, parts of Captain 0 Tower, and destroying Tower Bridge. While doing that, he started joining martial arts tournaments to flex his strength and even defeating people like Tien Shinhan, Smoke, and even Goku. This is where he got his iconic line, "HAHA NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER SEVENTEEN!" which he says on loop to annoy his opponents. He would later get bored of fighting regular mortals and began fighting against the WaWa race, even killing WaWaMario because he thought he could beat SUPER SEVENTEEN.
Soon, the Undefeatables found out who was causing all this chaos with their dimensional Piness. Also, remember when I said that he even defeated Goku? That was a serious problem, because Goku is a Lower Council Undefeatable. Thankfully, this didn't count because Goku invoked the "rubber chicken clause", but it was clear Super 17 was out of control. So, Chuck Norris decided that since Tierboskat was playing one of those online Shames that you can't pause, the best plan of action here was to send T-2500.5 and the Quasi Council of Undefeatables to stop him before Super 17 got the chance to attack and eradicate Captain 0 Land.
T-2500.5 and The Quasi Council arrived at Captain 0 Land and tried to confront Super 17, but he sensed the power levels in the Quasi Council with his Ultra Sensitivity (yes, we're researching this), and realized that he'd have to beat them before they have a chance to transform. 17 started by ruthlessly drop-kicking and Blasting the ever-loving Onion Rings out of Sonic without illusory copies of his other main foes, much to the shock of everyone involved, before fighting base form Link, who parried with impressive accuracy (source: Galeem). But then, Bowser and Sailor Moon transformed into Super Eviler Bowser and Eternal Sailor Moon; Sonic and Link were just stalling for time.
Super 17 got a beating from Super Eviler Bowser but was able to survive long enough to smack the Koopa king into the Statue of Epicness and then use his special ability, the Electro Eclipse Bomb (which, by the way, is a cool-as-hell name for an attack), eviscerating Captain 0 Land and leaving a hole in the local lithosphere 500 miles wide, vaporizing Link in the process and spiking Bowser through thousands of kilometers of rock to the Nether. This left only Super 17 and Sailor Moon to fight as T-2500.5 was making his way to Captain 0 Land on the DaBaby Convertible. Moon had to power down into Super Sailor Moon in order to not suffer from fatigue while simultaneously channeling the power of Janssen to survive in the the storm of blazing-hot rock vapor, and a 5 hour battle began. In the end, Sailor Moon was seriously outclassed, and the Quasi Council got wiped out, though none were in their most powerful forms, and Super Eviler Bowser technically was only removed from the battlefield. This would later inspire talks among the Quasi Council to come up with new strategies, since it was pretty clear they fucked around and found out.
But then a worthy opponent showed up: T-2500.5. T-2500.5 saw his allies destroyed along with Captain 0 Land. It had to go all out against him, and a fight between them began that lasted 2 entire months. Thousands of attacks later, both of them went all out, and one came out victorious, the android himself, but he never defeated the Undefeatable.
Instead, he decided that this was going nowhere so they shook hands and made a truce where T-2500.5 remained "undefeated" while Super 17 remained "unbeaten" and would later be taken to the Undefeatable Palace for evaluation. Super 17 would later have a peaceful chat with the UnAnything Team, and they told him this: "You are pretty strong, and you could be an Undefeatable, but that is up for Chuck Norris to decide. Maybe we could use you as an associate for now." Super 17 understood this, as making unofficial Undefeatables is a bannable offense on this wiki.
The Upper Council came up with a good idea while he waits to be a Lower Council Undefeatable: he could do work for them. So the Undefeatables gave him the job of dealing with the strong evil people also known as the Wa-Guys and Asplode characters due to him literally killing WaWaMario. And thus, the Undefeatables started The WaMassacre Incident. Here's the list of everything Super 17 did to the Wa-Guys:
- Killed WaMr. L, WaWaDipsy, and Implode Tinky Winky
- Destroyed a couple of Wa-Machines
- Secured the Wa-Machine V3 for the Undefeatables
- Nuked Teletubby Land
After these acts of trolling, 17 would return to fighting strong opponents to see if he could be beaten. Everything was calm until he met his match against the evil Wavariant of himself, Awful 71, and thus ensued a 7-day long battle which ended with 71 being destroyed, leaving 17 missing his arm and parts of his android body almost getting defeated and nobody wants to be defeated, especially not SUPER 17.
He'd later spend his time hunting down and killing Teletubby Robots and Titan Cameramen to use their metal for repairs to his body. Soon he gave up welding his arm back together and decided to steal one from Dr. Gero's lab. With his body now fully repaired, he returned to fighting stronger opponents before yet again returning to The Undefeatable Palace to tell the Upper Council about his crimes against Wa-Guys.
Bob Saget informs him that he did a good job, but the admins haven't given him Lower Council Undefeatable member status yet, so he gets another job: Eliminate the Mary Sues, specifically Melony, and obtain the gem from Steven Universe in order to not only revive Pink Mom but get rid of 2 disgraces to UnSociety.
17 begins the new job by heading to The Mushroom Kingdom and interrogating SMG4 for Melony's location, threatening to kill him if he didn't give him information. After acquiring info (which he didn't really need; he just wanted to interrogate someone), he found Melony, lured her into a dark alley, and blasted her to death before cutting her up and selling her corpse to Dr. T for his Nazi Cocomelon robot army.
After dealing with the watermelon, Super 17 searched for Steven, found him and used his full power energy wave on him, turning him into ash, much to the anger of Tumblr. He returns to the Undefeatable Palace and hands Saget the gem before leaving. But then he returned: Awful 71 came back from the dead to kill Super 17 and yet again a long-ass fight happens, but this time it goes better for Super 17 as he uses his own version of the Roundhouse Kick which combines the kick with the Crane Kick. This move would later be called The Cranehouse Kick. Awful 71's head was immediately destroyed.
Super 17 would later go to McDonald's to eat everything off the menu, and guess what he did and he didn't fucking die + he even didn't pay for the meal so that would piss off Ronald McDonald. Ronald told 17 to meet him in the mountain temple in Ohio. Super 17 reached the temple and was ready to fight him. Ronald immediately transformed into his Dark Donald MUGEN form and thus began one of the top 10 best fights in UnAnything: The Series. Now if they made this fight in the UnAnything series it would've taken up 3 entire episodes of the show, as the fight lasted for OVER 9000 minutes (~150 hours). Both fighters went all out using 100% of their power and potential, but in the end Super 17 came out victorious after force feeding him Burger King, causing Ronald to have a stroke.
Super 17 is still waiting on the UnTeam and Chuck Norris' response.
According to certain sources Super 17 is said to survive End of Days and The end and beyond... stating that his fate is unknown during a final battle with Eternal Sailor Moon
Super 17's multiversal no Undefeatable plan[]
Super 17 found out about other wiki's and how they got their own wikis example is the Lenian wiki so he began packing his bags to solo and kill all the fake Undefeatables like the indestructible's because he needed to test his unbeatable power on people who aren't chuck Norris.
Extra stuff[]
Shocking death ball
He throws his special attack and blows up the entire stage while repeating "HAHA Nobody can beat me when im super 17" 17 times
Shocking death ball
He throws his special attack and blows up the entire stage while repeating "HAHA Nobody can beat me when im super 17" 17 times