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HAHA NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER SEVENTEEN!

Super 17

Super 17 is an android who claims he can't be beaten when he's Super 17 and is striving to become an Undefeatable because nobody has defeated him. Created by a friend of Dr. Gero, a guy named Dr. Wily, decided it was time to make a robot master that looks like a human, thus Android 17 was made. Sadly, Wily made a massive oopsie woopsie and accidentally added a component that would possibly make him a Gary Stu; he accidentally added Plotholium. This would cause the original Android 17 to morph into SUPER 17. His theme is HAHA NOBODY CAN BEAT ME.

He then escaped captivity and flew off to God knows where, beginning his acts of massive trolling like destroying parts of Cool Land, blowing up the entire Cool City Floating Carnvial, attacking Ohio, Nevada, areas of Gensokyo, parts of Captain 0 Tower, and destroying Tower Bridge. While doing that, he started joining martial arts tournaments to flex his strength and even defeating people like ERB Bruce Lee, Tien Shinhan, Smoke, and even Goku. This is where he got his iconic line, "HAHA NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER SEVENTEEN!" which he says on loop to annoy his opponents.

He would later get bored of fighting regular mortals and began fighting against the WaWa race, even killing WaWaMario because he thought he could beat SUPER SEVENTEEN. Soon, the Undefeatables found out who was causing all this chaos, and Chuck Norris decided that the best plan of action here was to send T-2500.5 and The Quasi Counsel of Undefeatables to stop him before Super 17 gets the chance to attack and eradicate Captain 0 Land.

T-2500.5 and The Quasi Counsel arrive at Captain 0 Land and try to confront Super 17, but he senses the power levels in the Quasi Counsel, and realizes that he'll have to beat them before they have a chance to transform, thus beginning a long battle with 17 drop-kicking and Blasting the shit out of Sonic before fighting base form Link, but then Bowser and Sailor Moon transformed. Super 17 gets a beating but was able to recover before using his special ability, the Shocking Death Ball, eviscerating Captain 0 Land and taking out Link and Bowser, leaving only him and Sailor Moon left to fight as T-2500.5 was making his way to Captain 0 Land. Moon had to power down into Super Sailor Moon in order to not suffer from fatigue, and a 5 hour battle began. In the end, the Quasi Counsel got wiped out, though none actually died. But then a worthy opponent showed up: T-2500.5. T-2500.5 saw his allies destroyed along with Captain 0 Land. It had to go all out against him, and a fight between them began that lasted 2 entire months. Thousands of attacks later, both of them went all out, and one came out victorious, the android himself, but he never defeated the Undefeatable.

Instead, he decided to make a truce with T-2500.5 because they both decided that this is going nowhere so they shook hands and Super 17 remained "Unbeaten", and T-2500.5 remained "Undefeated". He would later be taken to the Undefeatable Palace. Super 17 would later have a peaceful chat with the UnAnything Team, and they told him this: "You are pretty strong, and you could be an Undefeatable, but that is up for Chuck Norris to decide. Maybe we could use you as an associate for now." Super 17 understands this, as making unofficial Undefeatables is a bannable offense on this wiki.

The Upper Counsel came up with a good idea while he waits to be an Lower Counsel Undefeatable: he could do work for them. So the Undefeatables gave him the job of dealing with the strong evil people also known as the Wa-Guys and Asplode characters due to him literally killing WaWaMario. And thus, the Undefeatables started The WaMassacre Incident. Here's the list of everything Super 17 did to the Wa-Guys:

Sailor mars fucked around and found out

After these acts of trolling, 17 would return to fighting strong opponents to see if he could be beaten. Everything was calm until he met his match against the evil Wa variant of himself, Awful 71, and thus ensued a 7-day long battle which ended with 71 being destroyed, leaving 17 missing his arm and parts of his android body almost getting defeated and nobody wants to be defeated, especially not SUPER 17.

He'd later spend his time hunting down and killing Teletubby Robots and Titan Cameramen to use their metal for repairs to his body. Soon he gave up welding his arm back together and decided to steal one from Dr. Gero's lab. With his body now fully repaired, he returned to fighting stronger opponents before yet again returning to The Undefeatable Palace to tell the Upper Counsel about his crimes against Wa-Guys.

Bob Saget informs him that he did a good job, but the admins haven't given him Lower Counsel Undefeatable member status yet, so he gets another job: Eliminate the Mary Sues, specifically Melony, and obtain the gem from Steven Universe in order to not only revive Pink Mom but get rid of 2 disgraces to UnSociety.

17 begins the new job by heading to The Mushroom Kingdom and interrogating SMG4 for Melony's location, threatening to kill him if he doesn't give him information. After acquiring info, the hunt continues and he finds Melony, lures her into a dark alley, and blasts her to death before cutting her up and selling her corpse to Dr T. for his Nazi Cocomelon robot army.

After dealing with the melon bitch, Super 17 searched for Steven and found him and proceeds to rip out his gem before using his full power energy wave on the brat turning him into ash. He returns to the Undefeatable Palace and hands Saget the gem before leaving. But then he returned: Awful 71 came back from the dead to kill Super 17 and yet again a long-ass fight happens, but this time it goes better for Super 17 as he uses his own version of the Roundhouse Kick which combines the kick with the Crane Kick. This move would later be called The Cranehouse Kick. Awful 71's head was immediately destroyed.

Super 17 would later go to McDonald's to eat everything off the menu, and guess what he did and he didn't fucking die + he even didn't pay for the meal so that would piss off Ronald McDonald. Ronald told 17 to meet him in the mountain temple in Ohio. Super 17 reached the temple and was ready to fight him. Ronald immediately transformed into his Dark Donald MUGEN form and thus began one of the top 10 best fights in UnAnything: The Series. Now if they made this fight in the UnAnything series it would've taken up 3 entire episodes of the show, as the fight lasted for OVER 9000 minutes (~150 hours). Both fighters went all out using 100% of their power and potential, but in the end Super 17 came out victorious after force feeding him Burger King, causing Ronald to have a stroke.

Super 17 returned to the Undefeatables palace and the Undefeatable Council had finally made up their minds. Chuck Norris told him that he wouldn't become an undefeatable and he would never be one before kicking him out of the Palace. Super 17 was fucking PISSED and FURIOUS and in order to cope with the fact that he just got declined and kicked out, he fucking broke into Sailor Moon's house and beat her to near death while she was sleeping. This would later catch the attention from the Sailor Guardians, who then proceeded to try jumping him, but they all got fucking destroyed by Super 17. He even broke Sailor Venus's legs forcing her to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life, and seriously their attacks barely did anything to him. He hit mars so hard she died on the spot.

After getting jumped, Super 17's envy for the Undefeatables got worse but then he got a perfect idea: Make your own undefeatable group. And so, Super 17 gathered up all the unbeaten guys to form their own group called Unbeatables. Super 17 is the leader of the group and will one day make the Undefeatables pay for fucking with the person who nobody could beat.

According to certain sources Super 17 is said to survive End of Days and The end and beyond... stating that his fate is unknown during a final battle with Eternal Sailor Moon

Super 17's multiversal no Undefeatable plan[]

Super 17 found out about other wiki's and how they got their own wikis example is the Lenian wiki so he began packing his bags to solo and kill all the fake Undefeatables like the indestructible's because he needed to test his unbeatable power on people who aren't chuck Norris.

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Upper Council [ / ]
Cinder - Super 17 - Sailor Pluto - Sanji - Yuugi Hoshiguma - Parsee Mizuhashi - Pusheen - Smoker
Lower Council [ / ]
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