Eating sugar?
—Johnny Johnny's Papa
Only a spoonful.
Sugar is a magical substance that may or may not be linked to hyperactivity because it's super addictive. Once you eat something with sugar, you always come back for more as it's just so darn good! Sugar can be bought in various supermarkets across the UnWorld, and it's very often used in making sweets and are often paired with salt in making sweet and salty treats (because it's literally in the name) and kids love it! If you eat too much Sugar, your gums will eject your teeth like the imposter because they're so filled with cavities, and you would have to get wooden teeth like George Washington, because he ate too much of this stuff.
Sugar is made by finding sugarcane growing near water, and grinding the stuff down very finely until its a powder, or for confectioners, a confection. Now you can put it in your coffee and instantly go back for more, even though it's probably disgusting as hell and disrespects the eye of God, who decrees that thou must drink coffee with absolutely no additions whatsoever. Candee tends to have a LOT of this substance for flavor, and many sodas like Mountain Dew use a ROFLcopter ton of sugar. Coke also has a lot of sugar as a substitute for the real stuff they used to put in it, though it hasn't changed its addictiveness.
Sugar is often processed and put into every bit of junk food imaginable. Not just junk food, but all American foods! Even the ones you don't expect any sugar to be in! Do you remember when junk food was just some wheat, some sugar, and maybe some fat? I don’t! I wasn’t even around when that was true! Sure, natural sugar still exists, but people buy up processed sugar like when you see Prime, your instinct is to pick it up instantly! Pastries like cakes, pies, cookies all need sugar to taste good.
Trivia[]
- If you give a baby some sugar, it becomes a sugar baby.
- Lend me some sugar; I am your neighbor.
- You might become Super Fat if you eat too much sugar.
- You will only find sugar cubes on TV. This is because Steve owns the patents and will not sell it to you.
- Applesauce without sugar tastes gross.