He is Sucklet.
Sucklet is a thing that can be purchased on the Internet. He is kind of an asshole and eats all your food, but at the very least he has never been prosecuted for crimes. He has also been accused of stalking, but that has later been determined to be a projection.
Bio[]
Sucklet is a friend of the mushrooms. He finds extreme pleasure in absorbing the nutrients of treats, and by decomposing other organisms.
History[]
Sucklet was originally thought to be a toy star, but he was later discovered to be a snack. It is still not recommended to eat him. Sucklet comes from an unknown planet (likely from a certain puzzle shame), so its composition and physiological effects are still not fully known. The last person to try it apparently suffered from hallucinations of him, and then they subsequently disappeared without a trace.
Sucklet prefers the company of mushrooms to humans, so it is not a good companion. It still sells well, however. It is not recommended for one person to buy hundreds of them.
Don't even think about eating this guy. You could disappear without a trace.