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Retarded Policeman

Fear the stupidness

The Stupid Policeman is a police officer with up-syndrome who protects the L.A. area from crime and black people. He is officially rated as the 4th worst policeman in the entire UnWorld by Biased Ratings, and also because he's blatantly racist. He is currently in a rivalry with Officer Weirdo for who the better cop is, but both of them suck because they were trained by The Stupid Stupid One. Stupid Policeman is currently on prohibition from police-work from both the Police and UnPolice due to an impending investigation involving harassment and drinking Kool Aid while on duty.

Stupid Policeman first got his job 2 years ago. It is believed the only reason he got his job was because he bribed his six-year-old boss with candee. Despite the fact that he has ass burgers and up-syndrome he still roams the streets to this day.

Despite this, he roams the streets and pretends to be a police officer, because he somehow has diplomat status (which is stupid) therefore meaning he's untouchable. Hopefully one day his amount of smooth brain eventually kills him dead, but until then the UnWorld just has to suffer his wrath.

Disclaimers[]

  • We do not condone or encourage stupidness.
  • We do not discriminate against those who may or may not be stupid.
  • Kool-Aid is not alcoholic.
  • We respect officers of the law and would never say anything bad about those idiots.
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