A photograph of Stupid City. Notice the strange-looking structures, mostly created by the mindless residents.
I can do anything I want to these moronic pawns, and they won't care!
Stupid City is a city in Stupid Maine, UnAmerica. It houses those who are incredibly stupid. Its basic design is supposed to assist those who are stupid, and it is run by those who are especially stupid. It actually used to be part of Stupid Land before the dimension collapsed in on itself for being too stupid.
History[]
Stupid City was once called Capital City. It was founded in 1798 by a mix of unpopular politicians, unsuccessful scientists, pirates, and mutant beavers. They created the city to be a home for those who have nowhere else to go. They made a decent civilization, except for one problem. They forgot to make schools.
Eventually, the average IQ of the residents of Capital City was 0, and they renamed the place Stupid City: "The Stupidest City Ever". The government tried to put schools in place, but the morons in town blew them up by mistake. The government gave up, and donated ten millions dollars and one thousand workers to help the city work with stupid people.
Stupid City is now one of the most famous cities in the world, with a very large population to match it. It is stupid-friendly, and the hot-spot for all morons of the world.
It also has the highest population of anti-vaxxers in the UnWorld. The UnUN told us to tell you to come get your Shawtz, kids.
Economy[]
It is a pretty bad economy. Nobody leads the economy.
Education[]
Nobody learns anything here. Like i said, the schools was destroyed by morons.
Crime[]
Even though Stupid City has one of the stupidest inhabitants in the world, the thieves are some of the smartest and fastest. They was trained by Mister Kooperton, the biggest b**** in the world. He may sound awesome here, but he did just sit on his ass and watch. They are smart and fast and can rob anyone, except for Chuck Norris.
Florida Man[]
Florida Man runs rampant in Stupid City. Numerous headlines occur in Stupid City because of it.