LOL IT'S STUPID!
|Full name:||Strollifues Stupidifus|
|Dislikes:||Books, education, basically anything to make you smart|
|Powers:||Makes people around it dumb as well!|
|Promotion:||What's a promotion?|
Strollin' Stus are the UnWorld's dumbest creatures having no intelligence. They are also the underlings of Bowser Jr.. It is thought that these creatures are the stupefied versions of Goombas who have 1 IQ.
Albert Einstein and Bowser first started studying these creatures in the year 9734. In their discoveries they found out that these creatures have a connection with Godzilla but are unsure how or why. Chuck Norris once made a quote about these creatures saying: "I once found one of these things eating a Teletubby in the forest! I chopped off my nose hairs soon after." If you are unlucky enough to see one of these monstrosities make sure you put it in a cage and politely return it to Bowser for he will be very unhappy if you do and might even KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!
It is a rumor that Donkey Kong actually is the creator of these things. This was started when a random Furby once saw Donkey Kong and a Strollin' Stu talking in some strange language. Also, Donkey Kong has been seen blasting Goombas with a Strollin' Stuifier.
Another theory is that they created themselves. This happened when a Goomba from the future planned to make Goombas from the past with a time machine but this upset Po so he deformed the Goomba from the future and made him a Strollin' Stu so instead of making Goombas from the past he accidentally created Strollin' Stus from the past. The most popular theory is that they are created by Adolf Hitler's mustache hairs thus making them one of the most evil beings ever created.
The first-known Strollin' Stu was in the year 9733 and only survived about 11.98 seconds due to him being incredibly stupid and dropping himself on the head. Every year Strollin' Stus celebrate his death by giving each other Elephant turds and Godzilla breaths.