300px|right|Them doing their normal jobs. Stickmen are stupid thin beings made of a bunch of stupid black lines. They do completely random and often stupid stuff, such as getting crushed by giant hamburgers, pretending they're Darth Vader, and farting Shoop da Whoops. These things are very easy to kill, and enjoy killing each other and sometimes themselves.
Stick figures are often found in remote areas of Earth, but they have also been spotted on several other planets, most notably Mars. To find a stick figure, all you have to do is set off a bunch of fireworks. All nearby stick figures will start freaking out.