Changes: Stickmen

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thumb|right|300px|Them doing their stupid and weird jobs (Stick Figures Without Brains 3).Stickmen (also called Stick figures and Stupid) are stupid thin beings made of a bunch of stupid black lines. They do completely random and often stupid stuff, such as getting crushed by giant hamburgers (Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs reference), pretending they're Darth Vader, play with guns, bombs & heroin, spray whipped cream all over the place and farting Shoop da Whoops. These things are very easy to kill, and enjoy killing each other and sometimes themselves. They are EXTREMELY stupid.

Stickman — I bet you five UnDollars this guy isn't going to live much longer.

Stick figures are often found in remote areas of Earth, but they have also been spotted on several other planets, most notably Mars. To find a stick figure, all you have to do is set off a bunch of fireworks. All nearby stick figures will start freaking out. You can also get out enough explosives and/or whipped cream. This generally draws out nearby stickmen.

Stickmen are considered a danger to themselves and society, and every country in the world (except for Soviet Russia) has a ban on them. The weird thing is, there aren't many stick figures in Russia. They all hide in other countries, just because they like breaking the rules. Stickmen are also tracked by the Men In Black, even though many of them aren't even aliens.

The average lifespan of a stick figure can change depending on certain conditions, but we understand they do not live very long. They combat this by having millions of stickmen around the world. The first stickman sighting was in 2009, and it is believed they are a conspiracy by Google. This has not been confirmed, but we all know it's true.

In Teletubby Land, evil Stickmen with red eyes are just one species of evil creature that roam the land. On Alan Becker's series, "Animator Vs. Animation", there is a evil stick figure named The Chosen One which was accidentally brang to life from a chemical reaction in Flash 8. Here are the Chosen One's iconic enemies, moving or not:

Firefox
Micromedia Flash 8
iTunes
Game Maker
AOL(American Online) Instant Messenger
Internet Explorer
Paint
Recycle Bin
Local Disk D
Quicktime
Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Wacom Tablet
Windows Media Player
My Computer
DivX Player
Skype
Yahoo! Messenger
Google Chrome
Orbit
VLC Media Player

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-[[Video:Stick Figures Without Brains 3|thumb|right|300px|Them doing their stupid and weird jobs (Stick Figures Without Brains 3).]]'''Stickmen''' (also called '''Stick figures''' and '''Stupid''') are [[stupid]] thin beings made of a bunch of stupid black lines. They do completely random and often stupid stuff, such as getting crushed by giant [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger hamburgers] ('''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloudy_with_a_Chance_of_Meatballs_(film) Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs]''' reference), pretending they're [[Darth Vader]], and farting [[Shoop da Whoop]]s. These things are very easy to kill, and enjoy killing each other and sometimes themselves. They are very stupid.
+[[Video:Stick Figures Without Brains 3|thumb|right|300px|Them doing their stupid and weird jobs (Stick Figures Without Brains 3).]]'''Stickmen''' (also called '''Stick figures''' and '''Stupid''') are [[stupid]] thin beings made of a bunch of stupid black lines. They do completely random and often stupid stuff, such as getting crushed by giant [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger hamburgers] ('''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloudy_with_a_Chance_of_Meatballs_(film) Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs]''' reference), pretending they're [[Darth Vader]], play with guns, bombs & heroin, spray whipped cream all over the place and farting [[Shoop da Whoop]]s. These things are very easy to kill, and enjoy killing each other and sometimes themselves. They are '''EXTREMELY''' stupid.
 [[File:Stickman.jpg|thumb|100px|thumb|I bet you five [[UnDollars]] this guy isn't going to live much longer.]]
 Stick figures are often found in remote areas of [[Earth]], but they have also been spotted on several other planets, most notably [[Mars]]. To find a stick figure, all you have to do is set off a bunch of fireworks. All nearby stick figures will start freaking out. You can also get out enough explosives and/or whipped cream. This generally draws out nearby stickmen.
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 The average lifespan of a stick figure can change depending on certain conditions, but we understand they do not live very long. They combat this by having millions of stickmen around the world. The first stickman sighting was in 2009, and it is believed they are a conspiracy by [[Google]]. This has not been confirmed, but we all know it's true.
-[[File:Albumthingy.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This stickman is pissed.]]In [[Teletubby Land]], evil Stickmen with red eyes are just one species of evil creature that roam the land.
+[[File:Albumthingy.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This stickman is pissed.]]In [[Teletubby Land]], evil Stickmen with red eyes are just one species of evil creature that roam the land. On Alan Becker's series, "Animator Vs. Animation", there is a evil stick figure named The Chosen One which was accidentally brang to life from a chemical reaction in Flash 8. Here are the Chosen One's iconic enemies, moving or not:
+* Firefox
+* Micromedia Flash 8
+* iTunes
+* Game Maker
+* AOL(American Online) Instant Messenger
+* Internet Explorer
+* Paint
+* Recycle Bin
+* Local Disk D
+* Quicktime
+* Adobe Photoshop 7.0
+* Wacom Tablet
+* Windows Media Player
+* My Computer
+* DivX Player
+* Skype
+* Yahoo! Messenger
+* Google Chrome
+* Orbit
+* VLC Media Player
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