Believe in Steven? No thanks.
Steven Universe is an extremely overrated, poorly written, and absolutely shitty TV show created by Pedo Bear which is about, well, Steven Quartz Universe, which airs on Crap Network. Even the fans of this show are SJW shit, since they tried to make a girl kill herself just because she drew a character skinny instead of some fat fuck. This show is the reason why God lost hope in humanity, and it's also the reason why God created Soldier.
The Laughably Bad Plot[]
Steven is going everywhere in Beach City saying stuff about Cookie Cat until some gem monster pops up and acts like a mad man and does stuff. The gem monster picks up Steven and says in a creepy voice "HELLO THERE, MY DEAREST FRIEND. I'VE GOT SOME GOOD IDEAS FOR A LITTLE, CELEBRATION. I GOT SOME GOOD DEALS ON MERCURY FLAVORED......LASAGNA." but then the Space Moms appear and PWN the monster. It turned out to be Onion. Steven says "Oh guys, it's just innocent old Onion, stopping crimes that Onion did." Onion is evil so he kills Steven, and Steven retreats to his gem.
We are not telling you the rest, and that's because it gets much worse than it already is. If we tell you, then your gonna want to drink bleach. It's that bad. It's nothing but SJW shit. Just don't watch it. Look pal, we are trying to save you from losing MOAR brain cells, okay?
It doesn’t stop here, there is a bunch of humanoid gems who live in some planet named Homeworld.. they all SUCK expect the leaders who are The Giant Women Gigachad Club, you MUST respect! (Expect Pink Diamond)
Trivia[]
- It's impossible to defend this show.
- Captain 1 and Mag Agent: Torture uses this show as a torture method.
- Blocky, Ron, Hank, normal people, trolls, and even Caillou hate this show.
- They are hated by n00bs (AKA Steven Universe fans, SJWs, and other freaks) because of that.
- However, there is a separate series for the finale.. Steven Universe: The End of Ohio vs. Homeworld which is about him FINALLY maturing.. thanks to those diamonds in The Giant Women Gigachad Club, there is no more episodes! Blah blah blah
- RUI Thomas Fan who is actually funny and original took over as the franchise forward..