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Not to be confused with the even more powerful Steve Jobs.
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Steve is a WANTED article!

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This means it is among the best UnAnything has to offer! It has been WANTED as of September 2017! Treat it with respect! Go here to see all WANTED articles.

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Steve

I. Am. AWESOME!

Steve

I... Am Steve.

Jack Black in a blue shirt trying to be Steve.

Steve is the king and supreme overlord of Minecraft. Steve spawned at the beginning of time and built for billions of years. He built what we now know as Minecraft. Steve is now the most awesome person in Minecraft, because all of the villagers in Minecraft are really stupid. He was killed by WaCreeper, but respawned and got his revenge by trapping it in Dimension 666.

Steve is a huge jerk because he likes to destroy stuff, but this also makes him really cool. He also builds stuff too, but Nobody really cares about that. Steve often carries around weapons made of gold, diamonds and even a rare, Minecraft-exclusive mineral called Netherite, which is also really cool. Steve is also pixely, which makes him beyond cool.

Steve is most well known for emerging victorious in The Night of a Thousand Creepers. He is also well known for being legendary in combat. Only Notch has beat him in a direct fight, and it just happens Steve was not paying attention at the time.

Unfortuneately, despite many rumours, Steve is a boring/annoying person to live with outside Minecraft because he has no personality/constantly breaks everything because he's superhumanly strong and has NO FINGERS. Steve is more-or-less Minecraft's community personified. He is manifold - 200-million strong, and perhaps more. This is nearly the population of Brazil, which is coincidentally a place he can send people to with Brazil Blocks.

Occasionally, Steve can enter a so-called Creative Mode using his Tyler the Creator stand, giving him power on par with the Undefeatables themselves, allowing him to fly and materialize stuff at whim, and break anything, even Bedrock, just as easily. In this state, he is completely invulnerable which is why the Undefeatables recognize him as being quasi-undefeatable.

Other state-changing abilities include him toggling between this, and a "spectator mode" where he becomes an apparition, and "adventure mode" at will. However his most common state is the "survival mode" where he's just another human like the rest of us.

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Trivia

  • He is an infamous griefer.
  • Milk is Steve's favorite drink.
  • He owns an enchantment table.
  • His favorite weapon is a Spartan Laser.
  • He is friends with G-Man and Robotboy.
  • He has the ability to impersonate anyone.
  • Currently, Death the Kid is trying to kill him because his shirt is asymmetrical. But he can't because Steve keeps respawning. Yay!
  • For anyone wondering what that anonymous entity was, it was Minecraft Steve.
Description
Description

Tyler the Creator

User:

Steve

Power:

A

Speed:

B

Range:

E (0 blocks)

Durability:

C

Precision:

B

Potential:

A

Creative Mode - When the user is in immediate danger or otherwise gravely bored, the stand wraps its many hands around its host and protects the user in a barrier. In addition to this, the stand also grants its user with access to infinite copies of every object in the UnUniverse, the ability of flight, and enhanced strength by eating whatever the user's fists touches.

Adventure Mode - The stand softens the blow of anything the user touches, with some exceptions like living beings and some arbitrary stuff.

Spectator Mode - The stand transports the user to another dimension and creates the illusion of the world it was previous in using fiber optic cables. The stand is no longer restrained by the user and is incorporeal.

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