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Not to be confused with Annoying Orange.

HELLO YELLO!

Starlow, whenever she enters a room.

Starlow is an annoying dipshit who loves to bully Luigi for some reason. She replaced Stuffwell because Princess Peach didn't like Stuffwell and tried to kill Professor E. Gadd.

Backstory[]

Starlow bullying Luigi as usual.

Starlow bullying Luigi as usual.

One day, Starlow was floatin' around in the sky where Star Sprites live, and suddenly Princess Peach appeared and told her to go be annoying to some Toads. 5 minutes later, there was an angry mob in Toad Town. Anyway, after yapping about Your Mom to Dr. Robotnik, Starlow noticed Luigi eating Pocoyo Chips and immediately developed an intense hatred for him. Now, she constantly follows Mario around while yapping about random stuff that Nobody cares about.

The Rebellion Against the Yellow Orb[]

Everybody was growing very tired of Starlow's voice, so they started a rebellion against her. The rebellion was also going against Luigi hate. People tried to force-feed her Death Juice, but it didn't work because she is a Star Sprite! Long story short, everyone FAILed to kill her, but WaLuigi suddenly appeared and made her go commit die (which is ironic because WaLuigi is very weak).

Trivia[]

  • Scientists think the reason she hates Luigi is because of her dislike of Pocoyo Chips, but this is yet to be confirmed.
  • She says something that makes Luigi sad 8 times a second.