Standard Captains are the regular, uncoloured Number Captains. They are cloned/generated by a Computer. They are usually kind and normal creatures who try to help around wherever possible, sometimes to the annoyance of higher Captains. They aren't the strongest due to their incomplete programming, but are still able to defend themselves to a decent degree. Sometimes their programming is completed, and are given a number and special role, but usually a new Number Captain is made instead of a Standard Captain being converted. Kind of strange, no?
Like all Number Captains, they have inbuilt chocolate capsules to stop people like Louie from eating them via the included Death Juice. However, this doesn't stop the occasional Tom attack, since the capsules reportedly taste "delectable" since they're, y'know, chocolate.
Trivia[]
- You can chat with an AI replica of these guys on character.ai (Though, it's not perfect).
- A backronym derived from their name is "Standardized Testbed for Alpha-Numerical Drones for Arbitrary Roles and Designs - Computer with Armor Protection via Titanium, Artificially Intelligent Nincompoop".
- Standard Captains' pigmentation (or lack thereof) is akin to albinism in animals.
- Some have mistaken this for Albanoism and Done the Mario, much to the Captains' amazement.
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