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{{Shoop da Whoop}}[[File:Siegbert_Schnoesel.jpg|thumb|Squilliam, the evil [[Breakfast]] eater.]]
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'''Squilliam Fancyson''' is the single number one hardest thing to kill in the entire [[UnUniverse]] if fire is not used (except for the five [[Undefeatables]], [[Weegee]], [[WaPo]], [[Bowser]], [[Mabel]] and maybe a few other guys, and fire severly cripples him). He also likes eating [[birds]], because he is [[Evil]]!
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'''Squilliam Fancyson''' is the single number one hardest thing to kill in the entire [[UnUniverse]], after [[Crona]]. If fire or sassing back is useess, only the [[Undefeatables]], [[Weegee]], [[WaPo]], [[Bowser]], [[Mabel]], [[Lubby|Lubbies]] and [[Rainbow Flower|Rainbow Flowers]] can defeat him. He calls himself a wine expert even tho all he drinks is grape fanta.
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He was ratted out by an anon and arrested for tax evasion and for being in cahoots with former a-hole presidents. His sentence was reduced because cops didnt find any cheese in his stock (it was on his secret private island), so he only had to do a year of community service...under Squidward Tentacles supervision.
   
 
==Rivalry==
 
==Rivalry==
Squilliam has a rivalry with Squidward, even though Squilliam always wins the rivalry because he is a success. His greatest achievement in life is pissing [[Squidward Tentacles]] off over and over. Unlike Squidward, Squilliam does ''not'', I repeat, does ''NOT'' suck eggs. However, ''Squilliam'' doesn't own a five star restaurant (he thinks Squidward does, but Squidward is the cashier, because he didn't go to college).
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Squilliam has a life-long rivalry with [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], whom he used to tease about his former job at a fast food joint. Much to his chagrin, he later became the president of Squidward Community College and Squilliam found himself bitter and ridden with jealousy.
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Squidward subjected Squilliam to utter public humiliation, to the point where he had to be taken urgently to the hospital.
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Afterwards, Sqilliam was told to run errands and get coffee for him and his college staff, as it was part of his sentence.
   
 
==Jobs==
 
==Jobs==
He helped create [[Bob the Builder]]'s shames, because he is awesome like that. This is what makes them so popular. He works for the evil [[Bye Bye BREAKFAST!|BBB]] as a terrorist and evil god. He is also known to be an expert at [[Pokemon]] (he has one [[Babypea]]).
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He helped create [[Bob the Builder]]'s shames, helped co-produce [[Finding Nemo]] with [[Mickey Mouse|Michael]], and did a bunch of other rich person stuff. He currently works for the evil [[Bye Bye BREAKFAST!|BBB]], whose objective is to make Squidwards College (and life) go kapoot.
   
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He is also known for being an expert at [[Pokemon]] (he has one [[Babypea]]) and because of this he decided to participate in a world tournament during his early teens. He became rich the next year, after accidentally cheating and beating the n1 world record owner (a title he no longer has) at [[PTCG]] and then winning the lottery on the same day. Unfortunately, his 4 housing estates, that have belonged to his family for generations, were also completely and utterly demolished by [[Evil Gorilla]].
Sometime during the Timeline, he became a member of the [[SheeBookie]].
 
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Somewhere along the Timeline, he became a member of the [[SheeBookie]].
   
 
==Super Powers==
 
==Super Powers==
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He actually has none. He may seem like he has alot of undeserved luck or be fire-proof but the reality is that he is wearing an [[Anti-danger vest|invisible anti-danger vest]] because he was prone to bruises as a kid and is "luck" always comes with a ''but<s>t</s>''.
He is the most powerful sea-creature in the [[UnWorld]], as he can breathe on land, and [[Blow Stuff Up]], which most fish can't. But fire cripples him to the point a [[Flunky]] could bonk him on the head to kill him, so he won't go near it.
 
   
 
==Personal Life==
 
==Personal Life==
Squilliam has a pool made of solid gold, because he is a moron. He lives in a house similar to Squidward, only it is ten times bigger on he inside. He also is obsessed with gilded doorknobs and has a sculpture of his unibrow made out of them.
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Squilliam has a pool made of solid gold, because he is a pompous moron. He lives in a house similar to Squidward, only it is ten times bigger on he inside. He also is obsessed with gilded doorknobs and has a sculpture of his unibrow made out of them.
   
 
Also, just because he is greedy and loves everything being "fancy perfect", he helped [[Galvatron]] and [[Bob the Builder]] build more buildings for their group, which are marble statues of himself.
 
Also, just because he is greedy and loves everything being "fancy perfect", he helped [[Galvatron]] and [[Bob the Builder]] build more buildings for their group, which are marble statues of himself.
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He and [[Luigi]] both share property on the moon and on a planet solely made out of diamond. He also gave [[Mario]] some money to help with his mushroom addiction
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He often takes helicopter rides to [[Teletubby Land Acid Lake|the lake]]. The toxicity and acidic fumes apparently help with his sinus.
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{{Final Smash|Turn and Pull|Squilliam shoves a gilded doorknob into an unfortunate place like your eye. He then turns the knob and pulls on it like he is opening a door, pulling that body part off.}}
 
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Revision as of 21:59, 6 September 2021

Siegbert Schnoesel

Squilliam Fancyson is the single number one hardest thing to kill in the entire UnUniverse, after Crona. If fire or sassing back is useess, only the Undefeatables, Weegee, WaPo, Bowser, Mabel, Lubbies and Rainbow Flowers can defeat him. He calls himself a wine expert even tho all he drinks is grape fanta.

He was ratted out by an anon and arrested for tax evasion and for being in cahoots with former a-hole presidents. His sentence was reduced because cops didnt find any cheese in his stock (it was on his secret private island), so he only had to do a year of community service...under Squidward Tentacles supervision.

Rivalry

Squilliam has a life-long rivalry with Squidward, whom he used to tease about his former job at a fast food joint. Much to his chagrin, he later became the president of Squidward Community College and Squilliam found himself bitter and ridden with jealousy.

Squidward subjected Squilliam to utter public humiliation, to the point where he had to be taken urgently to the hospital.

Afterwards, Sqilliam was told to run errands and get coffee for him and his college staff, as it was part of his sentence.

Jobs

He helped create Bob the Builder's shames, helped co-produce Finding Nemo with Michael, and did a bunch of other rich person stuff. He currently works for the evil BBB, whose objective is to make Squidwards College (and life) go kapoot.

He is also known for being an expert at Pokemon (he has one Babypea) and because of this he decided to participate in a world tournament during his early teens. He became rich the next year, after accidentally cheating and beating the n1 world record owner (a title he no longer has) at PTCG and then winning the lottery on the same day. Unfortunately, his 4 housing estates, that have belonged to his family for generations, were also completely and utterly demolished by Evil Gorilla.

Somewhere along the Timeline, he became a member of the SheeBookie.

Super Powers

He actually has none. He may seem like he has alot of undeserved luck or be fire-proof but the reality is that he is wearing an invisible anti-danger vest because he was prone to bruises as a kid and is "luck" always comes with a butt.

Personal Life

Squilliam has a pool made of solid gold, because he is a pompous moron. He lives in a house similar to Squidward, only it is ten times bigger on he inside. He also is obsessed with gilded doorknobs and has a sculpture of his unibrow made out of them.

Also, just because he is greedy and loves everything being "fancy perfect", he helped Galvatron and Bob the Builder build more buildings for their group, which are marble statues of himself.

He and Luigi both share property on the moon and on a planet solely made out of diamond. He also gave Mario some money to help with his mushroom addiction

He often takes helicopter rides to the lake. The toxicity and acidic fumes apparently help with his sinus.

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「/」Player characters 「/」
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