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* Shotgun
 
* Shotgun
 
* Flare Gun
 
* Flare Gun
* Party Cannon
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* Party Fouler
 
* Micro Uzi
 
* Micro Uzi
 
* AK-74
 
* AK-74
 
* M4
 
* M4
* Wub-Dub Stick
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* Pixi Stick
 
* Sniper Rifle
 
* Sniper Rifle
* Michael Jackson's Nose
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* Michael Jackson's Hat-a Rang
 
* Grenade
 
* Grenade
 
* Molotov Cocktail
 
* Molotov Cocktail
* Big Black Dildo
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* Piranha Cannon
 
* [[Bubble Bass]] Stomach Acid
 
* [[Bubble Bass]] Stomach Acid
 
* Soviet Whip
 
* Soviet Whip
 
* RPG
 
* RPG
* Nuclear Fallout in a Jar
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* Nuclear Fallout Jar
 
* Pitchfork
 
* Pitchfork
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* Splattershot
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== Story ==
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In the Krusty Krab, Spongebob is making Krabby Patties, as usual. But Squidward had different intentions on being a cashier, revealing that the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is imitation crab meat. Because that's fish, Mr. Krabs fires Squidward, so Squidward goes on a violent strike to get his job back. But before he can do so, he must modify the Krabby Patties to not be made up of seafood and instead evil chicken lizard hybrids. The above weapons are used to kill the chicken lizard hybrids, or Angels. Collecting coins from the Angels will allow you to combine 2 weapons, no matter how silly they may seem, so get to it, ya punk! After Squidward kills the Angels, Mr. Krabs is revealed to be an Angel, causing Bikini Bottom to become a psychotic wasteland of mentally disturbed teenage prehistoric fish nobody seems to care about. But that Mr. Krabs was revealed to be a fake, so Squidward combines all his weapons to blast the Angels out of the sea and restore order. After order was seemingly distored, the real Mr. Krabs interrogates Plankton using a jar of cologne, but this only turns Plankton into a giant butt shaped Angel that kills Mr. Krabs, so Squidward, Spongebob, and Patrick use Mr. Krabs' vault to steal Squidward's weapons and unleash a laser that misses Plankton and kills Patchy The Pirate. After Patchy is killed, a Space Dolphin descends and takes down the Angel, but all of a sudden, Mr. Krabs is revived. Mr. Krabs snaps after sensing his empty vault, but the evil fake Krabs oozes out Patrick's ass and kills him again. Squidward is curious about what would happen if he kills Spongebob, so he uses the Splattershot to cut Spongebob into Over 9000 pieces and reveal he is an angel. So always have an edgy phase, because we know Angels are bad. Especially with this game.
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==Reception==
 
==Reception==
This game did very poorly because nobody could figure out how to get the game started. You have to enter a 45 digit password that includes capital letters, lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols. They all look very similar too. [[Biased Ratings]] still gave this shame a 10/20
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This game did very poorly because nobody could figure out how to get the game started. You have to enter a 45 digit password that includes capital letters, lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols. They all look very similar too. [[Biased Ratings]] still gave this shame a 7.8/10 for too many weapons
   
However, [[Plankton]] has made software to crack the password making the Shame playable. It's a very simple game and kill every one in bikini bottom and get achievements along the way. There are over 19,000 achievements so we can't tell you all.
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However, [[Plankton]] has made software to crack the password making the Shame playable. It's a very simple game. Just kill every one in bikini bottom and get achievements along the way. There are over 19,000 achievements so we can't tell you all.
   
 
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Revision as of 01:17, May 21, 2015

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Part of the opening cutscene

Squidward on Strike (AKA Squid on Strike or SoS) is a very violent Shame based off of the uprising of Fidel Castro in Cuba.

Shameplay

The game is a first person shooter where player takes control of Squidward Tentacles. The goal is to lead an uprising at the Krusty Krab and assassinate Mr. Krabs. The player can fight with following weapons:

  • Tentacles
  • Krabby Patty
  • Onion Knife
  • Baseball Bat
  • Pistol
  • Shotgun
  • Flare Gun
  • Party Fouler
  • Micro Uzi
  • AK-74
  • M4
  • Pixi Stick
  • Sniper Rifle
  • Michael Jackson's Hat-a Rang
  • Grenade
  • Molotov Cocktail
  • Piranha Cannon
  • Bubble Bass Stomach Acid
  • Soviet Whip
  • RPG
  • Nuclear Fallout Jar
  • Pitchfork
  • Splattershot

Story

In the Krusty Krab, Spongebob is making Krabby Patties, as usual. But Squidward had different intentions on being a cashier, revealing that the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is imitation crab meat. Because that's fish, Mr. Krabs fires Squidward, so Squidward goes on a violent strike to get his job back. But before he can do so, he must modify the Krabby Patties to not be made up of seafood and instead evil chicken lizard hybrids. The above weapons are used to kill the chicken lizard hybrids, or Angels. Collecting coins from the Angels will allow you to combine 2 weapons, no matter how silly they may seem, so get to it, ya punk! After Squidward kills the Angels, Mr. Krabs is revealed to be an Angel, causing Bikini Bottom to become a psychotic wasteland of mentally disturbed teenage prehistoric fish nobody seems to care about. But that Mr. Krabs was revealed to be a fake, so Squidward combines all his weapons to blast the Angels out of the sea and restore order. After order was seemingly distored, the real Mr. Krabs interrogates Plankton using a jar of cologne, but this only turns Plankton into a giant butt shaped Angel that kills Mr. Krabs, so Squidward, Spongebob, and Patrick use Mr. Krabs' vault to steal Squidward's weapons and unleash a laser that misses Plankton and kills Patchy The Pirate. After Patchy is killed, a Space Dolphin descends and takes down the Angel, but all of a sudden, Mr. Krabs is revived. Mr. Krabs snaps after sensing his empty vault, but the evil fake Krabs oozes out Patrick's ass and kills him again. Squidward is curious about what would happen if he kills Spongebob, so he uses the Splattershot to cut Spongebob into Over 9000 pieces and reveal he is an angel. So always have an edgy phase, because we know Angels are bad. Especially with this game.

Reception

This game did very poorly because nobody could figure out how to get the game started. You have to enter a 45 digit password that includes capital letters, lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols. They all look very similar too. Biased Ratings still gave this shame a 7.8/10 for too many weapons. 

However, Plankton has made software to crack the password making the Shame playable. It's a very simple game. Just kill every one in bikini bottom and get achievements along the way. There are over 19,000 achievements so we can't tell you all.

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