The Squadala Soccer Team is the national soccer team of the Squadala Empire. They are in the World's Top 10 Worst Soccer Teams but when they were told that, they thought they were in the World's Top 10 Best Soccer Teams so they entered every soccer competition out there but failed all the time. The members include: (from top-left to bottom-right)
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Man (as goalie)
- Squadala Man
- Gwonam (not Squadala Man)
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Man
Their biggest rival is the Turkish Soccer Team and their best player, Red Joe.