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[[Image:Sqadala_Man.jpg|Right|thumb|Squadala Man without his [[Squadala Carpet|carpet of glory]].]]
 
[[Image:2.jpg|Right|thumb|Squadala Man on his [[Squadala Carpet|carpet]].]]
 
{{quote|Squadala! We're off!|Squadala Man}}
 
   
'''Squadala Man''' is an old guy who rides on a carpet. He was the main villain of [[Mama Luigi's Mansion]], where he was forcing [[Mario]] to make 'Lotsa [[Spaghetti]]. He is also the ruler of the [[Squadala Empire]], and recently took over [[East Hyrule]]. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the [[King of Hyrule]] to rule over [[West Hyrule]]. Oh, and also to take [[DINNER]].
 
   
 
{{quote|Squadala! We're off!|Squadala Man}}{{Template:Character Infobox
He has his own shame, [[Paper Squadala Man]]. He also is the owner of several businesses, like [[Squadala Cable]] and [[Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse]].
 
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|name = Squadala Man
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|imagesize = 200
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|caption = "Squadala! And we're off!"
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|gender = Male
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|hair = Grey
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|eyes = Green
 
|home = [[Squadala Empire]]
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|AKA = Gwonam
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|dream = Enslaving people
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|fear = Being impersonated by [[Gwonam]]
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|occupation = Ruler of the Squadala Empire
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|rank = 390762557|image = Sqadala Man.jpg|species = Unknown|death = Suicide
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|education = Ruler training
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|known = Ruling the Squadala empire}}
   
 
'''Squadala Man''' (10 - February 30, 2001) was a 200,000,000 year old guy who rode on a carpet. He was the main villain of [[Mama Luigi's Mansion]], where he was forcing [[Mario|Malleo]] to make 'Lotsa [[Spaghetti]] for Bowser. He was also the Emperor of the [[Squadala Empire]]. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the [[King of Hyrule]] to rule over [[West Hyrule]]. Oh, and also get to eat [[DINNER]]. He was also wary of the (semi) powerful [[Ducky Empire]], due to their opposition in the [[1st Ducky War]]. He was also proud to declare that it was HE and not Ducky who first invented [[Gundams|Gundams.]]
You <u>UN</u>-funny people refer to Squadala Man as [[Squadala Man|Gwonam.]]
 
   
 
He had his own shame, [[Paper Squadala Man]]. He was also the owner of several businesses, like [[Squadala Cable]], [[Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse]], [[Squadala Labs]] and Squadala Burger, which [[ONLY]] sells hamburgers.
In [[The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG]], Squadala Man appears as the first boss. He later joins [[Link]] and the King of Hyrule to defeat [[Ganon]].
 
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He was frequently impersonated by [[Gwonam]], who tried to steal his power. Gwonam failed, but later, the forces of [[Weegee]] succeeded, causing Squadala Man to commit suicide.
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In [[The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG]], Squadala Man appeared as the first boss. He later joined [[Link]] and the King of Hyrule to defeat [[Ganon]]. He stared in the [[Zelda CD-I]] show.
   
 
==Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala==
 
==Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala==
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*[[Squadala Cable]]
 
*[[Squadala Cable]]
 
*[[Squadala Empire]]
 
*[[Squadala Empire]]
*[[Squadala Island]]
 
*[[Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse]]
 
 
*[[Squadala Lab]]
 
*[[Squadala Lab]]
 
*[[Squadala DINNER]]
 
*[[Squadala DINNER]]
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*The [[Squadala League]], which is '''''NOT''''' another name for the Squadala Empire
 
*The [[Squadala League]], which is '''''NOT''''' another name for the Squadala Empire
 
*[[Squadala City]]
 
*[[Squadala City]]
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*[[Gum|Squadala Gum]]
   
 
==Theme Song==
 
==Theme Song==
[[Video:YouTube Poop: Squadala For 2 Minutes|thumb|450px|left | The Squadala Man national theme song of annoyance.]]
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[[File:YouTube_Poop_Squadala_For_2_Minutes|thumb|450px|left|The Squadala Man national theme song of annoyance.]]
[[Video:YTPMV: We're Off (Squa-da-la) EXTENDED VERSION|thumb|450px|right | His second theme song.]]
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[[File:YTPMV_We're_Off_(Squa-da-la)_EXTENDED_VERSION|thumb|450px|right|His second theme song.]]
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{{Start box}}
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{{Succession box
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|title=Emperor of the Squadala Empire
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|years=30-2018
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|before=[[Nobody]]
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|before-years=
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|after=[[Weegee]]
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|after-years=2018
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}}
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{{End box}}
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{{Dinner}}
 
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[[Category:Guys]]
 
[[Category:Magical beings]]
 
[[Category:Magical beings]]
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[[Category:Legends]]
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[[Category:Epics]]
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[[Category:Guys who have money]]
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[[Category:Meme-related stuff]]
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[[Category:Villains]]
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[[Category:Rulers]]
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[[Category:Squadala related]]
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[[Category:Nazis]]
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[[Category:Guys At Captain 37's Hotel]]
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[[Category:People with ties to Bogan Family]]

Revision as of 12:35, 10 August 2019


Squadala! We're off! Squadala Man

Squadala Man (10 - February 30, 2001) was a 200,000,000 year old guy who rode on a carpet. He was the main villain of Mama Luigi's Mansion, where he was forcing Malleo to make 'Lotsa Spaghetti for Bowser. He was also the Emperor of the Squadala Empire. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the King of Hyrule to rule over West Hyrule. Oh, and also get to eat DINNER. He was also wary of the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire, due to their opposition in the 1st Ducky War. He was also proud to declare that it was HE and not Ducky who first invented Gundams.

He had his own shame, Paper Squadala Man. He was also the owner of several businesses, like Squadala Cable, Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse, Squadala Labs and Squadala Burger, which ONLY sells hamburgers.

He was frequently impersonated by Gwonam, who tried to steal his power. Gwonam failed, but later, the forces of Weegee succeeded, causing Squadala Man to commit suicide.

In The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG, Squadala Man appeared as the first boss. He later joined Link and the King of Hyrule to defeat Ganon. He stared in the Zelda CD-I show.

Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala

Theme Song

YouTube_Poop_Squadala_For_2_Minutes

YouTube Poop Squadala For 2 Minutes

The Squadala Man national theme song of annoyance.

YTPMV_We're_Off_(Squa-da-la)_EXTENDED_VERSION

YTPMV We're Off (Squa-da-la) EXTENDED VERSION

His second theme song.