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'''Squadala Man''' is a 20 0000 000 year old guy who rides on a carpet. He was the main villain of [[Mama Luigi's Mansion]], where he was forcing Malleo ([[Mario]]) to make 'Lotsa [[Spaghetti]] for Bowser. He is also the Emperor of the [[Squadala Empire]]. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the [[King of Hyrule]] to rule over [[West Hyrule]]. Oh, and also get to eat [[DINNER]]. He is also wary of the (semi) powerful [[Ducky Empire]], due to their opposition in the [[1st Ducky War]]. He is also proud to declare that it was HE and not Ducky who first invented [[Gundams|Gundams.]]
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'''Squadala Man''' is a 200,000,000 year old guy who rides on a carpet. He was the main villain of [[Mama Luigi's Mansion]], where he was forcing Malleo ([[Mario]]) to make 'Lotsa [[Spaghetti]] for Bowser. He is also the Emperor of the [[Squadala Empire]]. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the [[King of Hyrule]] to rule over [[West Hyrule]]. Oh, and also get to eat [[DINNER]]. He is also wary of the (semi) powerful [[Ducky Empire]], due to their opposition in the [[1st Ducky War]]. He is also proud to declare that it was HE and not Ducky who first invented [[Gundams|Gundams.]]
   
 
He has his own shame, [[Paper Squadala Man]]. He also is the owner of several businesses, like [[Squadala Cable]], [[Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse]], and Squadala Burger, which [[ONLY]] sells hamburgers.
 
He has his own shame, [[Paper Squadala Man]]. He also is the owner of several businesses, like [[Squadala Cable]], [[Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse]], and Squadala Burger, which [[ONLY]] sells hamburgers.

Revision as of 06:16, 16 February 2014


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Squadala Man is a 200,000,000 year old guy who rides on a carpet. He was the main villain of Mama Luigi's Mansion, where he was forcing Malleo (Mario) to make 'Lotsa Spaghetti for Bowser. He is also the Emperor of the Squadala Empire. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the King of Hyrule to rule over West Hyrule. Oh, and also get to eat DINNER. He is also wary of the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire, due to their opposition in the 1st Ducky War. He is also proud to declare that it was HE and not Ducky who first invented Gundams.

He has his own shame, Paper Squadala Man. He also is the owner of several businesses, like Squadala Cable, Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse, and Squadala Burger, which ONLY sells hamburgers.

He is frequently impersonated by Gwonam, who tries to steal his power..

In The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG, Squadala Man appears as the first boss. He later joins Link and the King of Hyrule to defeat Ganon. he stared in the Zelda CD-I show.

Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala

Theme Song

thumb|450px|left | The Squadala Man national theme song of annoyance. thumb|450px|right | His second theme song.