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Sqadala Man

Squadala Man without his carpet of glory.

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Squadala Man on his carpet.

Squadala! We're off! Squadala Man

Squadala Man is an old guy who rides on a carpet. He was the main villain of Mama Luigi's Mansion, where he was forcing Malleo(Mario) to make 'Lotsa Spaghetti for Bowser. He is also the second in command of the Squadala Empire, and recently took over East Hyrule. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the King of Hyrule to rule over West Hyrule. Oh, and also to take DINNER.

He has his own shame, Paper Squadala Man. He also is the owner of several businesses, like Squadala Cable and Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse.

You UN-funny people refer to Squadala Man as Gwonam.

In The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG, Squadala Man appears as the first boss. He later joins Link and the King of Hyrule to defeat Ganon. he stared in the Zelda CD-I show.

Squadala Man is actually Bowser's loyal minion, and whenever Squadala Man does something, he does it for Bowser. How lame.

Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala

Theme Song

thumb|450px|left | The Squadala Man national theme song of annoyance. thumb|450px|right | His second theme song.