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Squadala! We're off! Squadala Man
Squadala Man is a 200,000,000 year indian old guy who rode on a carpet. He is also the Emperor of the Squadala Empire, of which just declared intentions to defeat the King of Hyrule and rule over West Hyrule. Oh, and also to eat DINNER. He is also wary of the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire, due to their opposition in the 1st Ducky War. Squadala Man has also stared in the Zelda CD-I show.
He is also the owner of several businesses, like Squadala Cable, Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse, Squadala Labs and Squadala Burger, which ONLY sells hamburgers. He is also proud to declare that it is HE and not Ducky who first invented Gundams.
Surveillance
He has 100,000 hidden cameras across the whole UnWorld and Real World, and no one knows that he is spying on You, with 104 computers (most of which run Windows Longhorn, because he is a fan of Windows longhorn) processing the data. He has all of this in the basement of his garden shed, and it is accessed by using a random scanner device that scans his DNA. Kinda like how Jimmy Neutron uses his hair to get into his top secret facilities, but Squadala Man's one scans all of his DNA, and if you are someone else, you cannot get in. (Unless you are Squadala Man).
He can also ring the Teletubbies, who can come in to do what he pleas, like spying on Children. And if You thought that was bad, he also has a lot of Missiles. He has only launched 4 so far, but still, it's only a matter of time until he launches another one. If that wasn't bad enough, he even has a lab where he makes potions that can cause random things to happen, like maybe turning The World into a cube, or making 100 clones of himself. To make matters worse, he can put the potions into pills, and whatever You do, DO NOT TAKE THEM, because aside from possible Death, it might give you at least OVER 9000 different side effects, so if you see any Squadala Pills, DO NOT TAKE THEM!!! Anyways, very few people know what is on his scroll, and PS: if you do take Squadala Pills, eat some pizza or Awesome Fries from Captain 0's Pizza, because that will get rid of all of the pill's side effects.
Shame Appearances
He has his own shame, Paper Squadala Man where you use a paper version of his carpet to go tour places and declare half the world as "evil". Squadala Man is also the main villain of Mama Luigi's Mansion, where he forces Malleo to make 'lotsa Spaghetti for Bowser. The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG has Squadala Man appears as the first boss. He later joined Link and the King of Hyrule to defeat Ganon.
Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala
What's written on Squadala Man's scroll?
- Squadala Man
- Squadala Knight
- Squadala Carpet (AKA Carpet of Glory)
- Squadala Cable
- Squadala Empire
- Squadala Island
- Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse
- Squadala Labs
- Squadala DINNER
- Squadala Language
- Squadala Land
- Squadala Team
- Squadala Burger
- Squadala Enix (AKA Square Enix)
- Squadala Ratings
- Squadala Bomb
- Squadala Pills
- Squadala League
- Squadala City
- Squadala Book
- Squadala Gum
Useless facts
- He Might be spying on You right now!
- He is frequently impersonated by Gwonam, who tries to steal his power.
- He hates Q island.
- The only TV channel he watches is Squadala Cable.
- Some of his Spy footage is on Crap Network.
- He Knows Chuck Norris is VERY powerful.
- He does not show his footage to the UnWorld, although some of it goes onto Crap Network.
- The entire Squadala Empire is hoping he does not go to jail for his spying.
- HE IS THE SECOND BEST Spy IN THE UNWORLD, JUST BEHIND James Bond.
Theme Songs
| Emperor of the Squadala Empire | ||
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