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" Squadala! We're off! "
  —Squadala Man
Squadala Man
Sqadala Man.jpg
"Squadala! And we're off!"
Gender: Male
Hair color: Grey
Eye color: Green
Species: Unknown
Home: Squadala Empire
Death: No
AKA: Gwonam
Likes: Enslaving people
Dislikes: Being impersonated by Gwonam
Education: Ruler training
Occupation: Ruler of the Squadala Empire
Known For: Ruling the Squadala empire
UnRank: 390762557

Squadala Man is a 200,000,000 year old guy who rode on a carpet. He is the main villain of Mama Luigi's Mansion, where he is forcing Malleo to make 'Lotsa Spaghetti for Bowser. He is also the Emperor of the Squadala Empire. He lately declared his intentions to defeat the King of Hyrule to rule over West Hyrule. Oh, and also get to eat DINNER. He is also wary of the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire, due to their opposition in the 1st Ducky War. He is also proud to declare that it is HE and not Ducky who first invented Gundams.

He has his own shame, Paper Squadala Man. He is also the owner of several businesses, like Squadala Cable, Squadala Man's Carpet Warehouse, Squadala Labs and Squadala Burger, which ONLY sells hamburgers.

He is frequently impersonated by Gwonam, who tries to steal his power.

In The Legend of Zelda YTP RPG, Squadala Man appears as the first boss. He later joined Link and the King of Hyrule to defeat Ganon. He stared in the Zelda CD-I show.

What's written on Squadala Man's scroll.

Related People/Stuff and Other Things Squadala

Theme Song


YouTube Poop Squadala For 2 Minutes

The Squadala Man national theme song of annoyance.



His second theme song.

Emperor of the Squadala Empire

30-2018 Squadala Man and Weegee