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A book in Squadala Language

The Squadala Language is the hardest language on MAH PLANET. It can make you stupid and crazy.

Language Quiz[]

  • Shut up: Mako. Squadi: Maa-kå: Writing in Squadi: %=/%¤#.
  • Hi: Mon. Squadi: Må. Writing in Squadi: ¤/.
  • Oh no, it's Chuck Norris!: Nooa, pra Chuck Norris! Squadi: No, pras Chuck Norris! Writing in Squadi: #¤, /% ¤%&/ &/%&¤
  • Teletubbies: Teleetubs Squadi: Telitybz Writing in Squadi: &/"//&*%\
  • Asplode: Splaat Squadi: Zblåt Writing in Squadi: <|>@@/
  • Implode: Xed Squadi: Ksed Writing in Squadi: ][;?
  • Spies: Zi Writing in Squadi: Ziy Writing in Squadi: </
  • Squadala Man is a spy: Squadala Man ttie Zo Squadi: Squadala Mann Ti Zou Writing in Squadi: @@@@@@,[]
  • I am food: Mi Moku Squadi: Mee Mowku Writing in Squadi: @@:
  • It's OVAH 9000!: Det Ove 9000! Squadi: Deet Ov 9000! Writing in Squadi: ¤/& &%¤# 9000
  • No - Hå: Squadi: Ha: Writing in Squadi: %/.
  • Poop - Noo-Noo: Squadi: Nu-Nu: Writing in Sqadi: #¤¤-#¤¤
  • D'oh!: T'oh!: Squadi: T'o! : Writing in Squadi: &%
  • You: Dah. Squadi: Dåå. Writing in Squadi: ¤%&
  • BBC: MMU Squadi: Ememiu Writing in Squadi: $$£
  • Yay, it's Captain 0!:- Yitta'asyi Ca'np 0! Squadi: Yiatta'asyia Ca'np 0! Writing in Squadi: %*-#%_'@/#{¥ .-'!= 0
  • Hi, Billy Mays here: Hiya'ariy Billy Mays. Squadi: Hiaya'ariay Billy Mays. Writing in Squadi: )*-%_'-}*_% ?*@¥% '-%/
  • Satan: Waybuloo. Squadi: Wåbulü. Writing in Squadi: £%^#¥*~
  • Stubborn: Eruza. Squadi: Irøøzå. Writing in Squadi: -"^^}{
  • Disgrace: Oobi. Squadi: Øøbi. Writing in Squadi: ¥¥;£
  • F*ck: Titty-Witty. Squadi: Tottotoyito. Writing in Squadi: $@$$@-%@%%@
  • Randomness: Volneskor. Squadi: Vollnesskurr. Writing in Squadi: &#**^@$${;\\
  • The Antichrist: L'aud. Squadi: Ll'awd. Writing in Squadi: ""{@#$.
  • RUN: XOX Squadi: Zorks Writing in Squadi: +0+
  • The End of the World: Numterbloks Squadi: Nomttrblooks Writing in Squadi: #'¤&&^$@**#.
  • Hail Satan: Bingo Bango Squadi: Beengah Baangah Writing in Squadi: /$$;*@( /@@;*@(.
  • You Are Ugly: TF! Jeunesse Squadi: Tifah Jesus Writing in Squadi: &%! &#)%#$$#
  • Hell is Full: Discovery Kids Squadi: Davorey Kelo Writing in Squadi: $&@@ (#))
  • Second Coming of Satan: Doki Squadi: Loqui Writing in Squadi: ))"#
  • Stupid cat: Callie Squadi: Kalli Writing in Squadi: &@||!
  • Undefeatables: Godz Squadi: G[]dz Writing in Squadi: #//#
  • UnRank: Munny Squadi: Munee Writing in Squadi: $$$$$
  • UnAnything Wiki: Chuck Norris Squadi: Chuck Norris Writing in Squadi: [ }{ \/ [ |< /\/0rr|5
  • Soda masterpiece: Pop Fizz Squadi: Pap Fézz Writing in Squadi: +=^&@
  • Junko Enoshima is actually bald: Rottie Rodden Squadi: Ratee Ralen Writing in Squadi: |_||. ||_|-
  • You peel us: Gvprtskni Squadi: Gvrptsqnee Writing in Squadi: ⸘
  • Chihiro Fujisaki is actually a man: Jeqle Ripa Squadi: Jekka Lipa Writing in Squadi: [==|-----
  • Sonia Nevermind has a stick: Getout Squadi: Getaut Writing in Squadi: []<-1!

Some facts[]

  • It takes 16 years to learn this entire language at least.
  • It's very hard because it has a very huge alphabet with 99999999999999999 characters in it, 800 cases, 1292 genders, ∞ number prefixes, and that's just the nouns.
  • The language is Polysynthetic.
  • Squadala Man and Squadala Knight are the only people in the whole world who know the entire Squadala Language. And Chuck Norris, obviously.
  • You will never see every word in Squadala Language.

See also[]

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