A BLU spycrab.
Spycrabs (erroneously sometimes called Spy Crabs) are demi-human, demi-crab useless creatures that do nothing. They don't help push tiny cart, nor capture the intelligence. They are all, for some reason or another, immortal, and cannot be killed. They are currently categorized as an endanged species. Spycrabs are a peaceful species of spy-like crab that do no harm, and are kind of cute. You're most likely to find them in their natural snuggling spot, on the shoulders of a Spy.
Etymology[]
The name Spycrab comes from the words Spy, and Crab.
History[]
Creation[]
A RED freak. (Not to be confused with the other freaks...)
Spy and a crab loved each other so very much, and so they had over 12,000 children in the span of the 3 days Spy thought he had to live.
Because of this there is no genetic variation in Spycrabs, they're so biologically messed up they cannot possibly reproduce. All Spycrabs naturally come in BLU varients. Since the crab that's the mother of them all died and that was the only crab on earth that could give birth to Spycrabs, the only way to create more is using a Wa-Machine or some other cloning device.
Today[]
Spies around France ZA WARUDO! try and imitate Spycrabs, claiming to be a Spycrab themselves, and do a weird ritual where they hold a cigarette case above their heads. They all have Kabouroshpee, a rare disease that makes one want to be a Spycrab. There is no cure for Kaboorushpee. They're all doomed to being an immitation Spycrab for the rest of their lives.
Extinction[]
In the End of Days after all the super volcano erupts, the UnWorld becomes so hot that all the Spycrabs internally boil to death, killing them off for good.
Triviac[]
- Interestingly, RED spycrabs can be made by throwing a BLU Spycrab into the Rule 63 Machine, or having an Evoker do a magic trick that makes them red.
- User:Scampton has two pet spycrabs.
Tastes like a mixture of pork and salmon. Boil submerged 3-5 minutes, let rest until cooled, then tear off the legs and split open the body. Remove inside meat with a standard crab fork. Dip meat in cocktail sauce, or white vinegar before consuming. Do not serve Spycrab to persons with allergies to shellfish or red meat.
Tastes like a mixture of pork and salmon. Boil submerged 3-5 minutes, let rest until cooled, then tear off the legs and split open the body. Remove inside meat with a standard crab fork. Dip meat in cocktail sauce, or white vinegar before consuming. Do not serve Spycrab to persons with allergies to shellfish or red meat.