SpongeBob SquarePants Song

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

The SpongeBob SquarePants Song is the single worst song ever made that isn't Rebecca Black's Friday or Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. It is sung at the beginning of every episode in the SpongeBob SquarePants show. This song is used to genetically modify kids into sea sponges and then use PayPal to give SpongeBob all the loot through audible nonsense. This song has 259,395,285 victims, and it's only getting worse.

Lyrics

Are you ready kids?
Aye, aye, captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, captain!
I still can't hear you!
YES!
Ooooooh...

What's the best TV show under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
To who are will you give your parent's money?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Please give us all of your cash!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
No seriously, give us your cash!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

HaloBob GunPants[ / ]

Major Characters [ / ]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Patrick Star - Squidward Tentacles - Mr. Krabs - Mrs. Puff - Sandy Cheeks - Gary the Snail - Touka Ryuumonbuchi - Gumball Watterson - Magikarp - Tsunami

Antagonists [ / ]

Plankton - Karen - EVIL PATRIXXX - Tinky Winky - Dipsy - Laa-Laa - Po - Peppa Pig - Twiba - The Flying Dutchman - Lean-Mr. Krabs - PATRIXXX GRAAS - Sea Bear - Don Grouper

Minor Characters [ / ]

Squeegee - Squilliam Fancyson - Larry the Lobster - Pearl Krabs - Squidbob Tentapants - DMV Tester - Fredrick T. Nitpit - Jim The Original Fry Cook - Victor Krabs - Betsy Krabs - Harold “Bill” Reginald

Places [ / ]

Bikini Bottom - Krusty Krab (Training Video) - Mobile Krusty Krab - Chum Bucket - Teletubby Land Acid Lake - Squidward Community College - Anti-Squidward Community College - Mrs. Puff's Boating School - Glove World - Bikini Bottom Jail & Police Department - Cephalopod Lodge - Kelpshake Stand - Sea Chicken Shack - Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank

Abilities/Items [ / ]

Lamp Oil - Rope - Bombs - Gun - Glitchify - DINNER - DIE - Face Freeze - BREAKFAST! - Squidward's Notes - Volvic - Mushroom - Starman - Falling With Style - Apparition - Invisibility - Super Fat - Sniper Rifle - Krabby Patty - Chum Burger - Sandvich - Nuclear Bomb - Magnum - Coupe - Saddening - Bikini Bottom Ratings - SpongeBob SquarePants Song - Dr. Krabton's Miracle Everything Juice

Shames [ / ]

HaloBob GunPants (shame) - HaloBob GunPants 2: Resurrection - HaloBob GunPants 3: Revenge Of Patrick - HaloBob GunPants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - HaloBob GunPants 5: Wa - HaloBob GunPants 6: Moar Krabs Attack - HaloBob GunPants 8: end - HaloBob GunPants: Battle for Bikini Bottom 2 - The Coming of the Nectar