I'm ready!
—SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober yeah, you're a Goofy Goober yeah, we're all Goofy Goobers yeah, goofy goofy goofy goobers yeah!
—Spongebob/Patrick/Goofy Goober
Holy shrimp!!!!
—SpongeBob SquarePants
This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... ADVANCED DARKNESS
—SpongeBob SquarePants
Aww, tarter sauce!
—SpongeB-oh whatever, you get the point.
Spongebob Squarepants is a very squeaky yellow sponge that once lived in the bathroom of George W. Bush. Later, he was flushed away into a city in the sea called Bikini Bottom. Squidward Tentacles was so scared, he crapped out a pineapple house.
He is also a member of the Seven Heavenly Virtues and represents the Virtue of Kindness, which is ironic considering some of the things he does.
Childhoood
When a hand used him as a spatula when he was 2, he was inspired to fry cook so the patties known as meat minions, were flushed along with a restaurant playset with a label saying, "The Krusty Krab" (however, they confuse it with The Krusty Krap for some worthless reason).
Spongebob meets Plankton
When Spongebob landed, he flew into a enormous bucket saying the Chum Bucket, formely called the Cum Bucket. He squashed on some little ants that bite huge, you will scratch too much Dandruff off your body and hair.
Job
He works at The Krusty Krab when a weird pirate disguise with pincers were ripped and the spongy dude saw Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs for the very first time, in fact he saw a hippie for the very first time. He won the UWFCW matches. He is also heavyweight fry cook king of 1982-present.
In 1999
Spongebob turned into a kids tv show since local residents of London and the USA found out he was a comedian. Starring Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, Armorabs Krabs and more...
Today
Spongebob, along with Patrick discovered 4chan, and they joined the 4chan Clan.
Sandy Cheeks later divorced SpongeBob in favor of Larry Lobster, but then a sea serpent has arrived to his pineapple. Said sea serpent, Elma, transformed into her human form and introduced herself to SpongeBob and later GOT MARRIED. He also went to Japan. He also said he wanted to love Squidward again, but he doesn't want to cheat on Elma (despite their relationship being extra rocky).
Rumors
It has been rumored that he is the true villain of the UnWorld. There is much evidence circulating this, such as he becoming Mr. Krabs vassal and doing whatever his bidding, and his "abuse of liberties" with Squidward, tho the latter doesnt seem to mind? However, whenever you look at the Bane of Kings's temple, you can hear his laugh, echoing in the distance.
People also assume that he and Squidward are dating because he's seen with him all the time.
People speculate that hes the one responsible for turning doctors into cans of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup when they catch him stealing ketamine Donald Trump admits that before the bikini bottom obsidian incident he watched his doctor get turned into cream of mushroom by spongebob
Leader of the pigs
Bubble Bass
October, 12th 2:34am 2001, the sponge met the evil, but incredibly stupid fish Bubble Bass. Bubble bass, was there to murder spongebob because he didn't put pickles in his patty, because bubble bass is fatty. the mission failed ( Like in 2 seconds ) making him run off and cry. After this bubble bass had a cruel, horrible rivalry with the yellow idiot, he still hopes to kill spongebob but, always ends up failing, really badly.
on December 31st, 1:09am 4321 or maybe it was 1234 we don't know. Bubble bass died when spongebob hit him with a rock. He fell to the ground with the sponges shadow shinning over. MAN DATS 1 BAD SPONGE!!! Said Squidward, even though it wasn't epic at all, then they both proceesed to REDACTED. And that is the story of something stupid about a chumongous fish and a sponge...
YourBoySponge
In 2021, SpongeBob decided to start a secret online rapping career on SoundCloud and Spotify with Mr. Krabs. Obviously this isn’t on Mr. Krabs’s page because it’s SECRET lol. He went under the name YourBoySponge and started rapping about jellyfishing (true) and a gangster life (false; he ain’t no gangsta!). It made him some money, but his biggest struggle was making sure he wouldn’t get too famous. He was doing that because he didn’t want his parents finding out about it since he would get in trouble with them for cursing and they would also get heart attacks. He managed to succeed at that because his old parents don’t listen to trendy music unless it sounds exactly like old music.
Gallery
Trivia
- He can fry cook.
- He has a V shaped Ukulele.
- He is rivals with Peppa Pig because she is jealous that SpongeBob became the leader of the pigs and not her.
- Spongebob's so called "Nautical Neighbours" is Squidward.
- He can destroy Plankton's minions, and you cannot. PAH!
- He is really wearing rectangular pants.
- He is a sponge. Gee, thanks Captain Obvious!
- He is working at the Krusty Krab for over 20 years and he is still a kid. WTF!!!
- SpongeBob can squash and stretch at insurmountable levles.
- Former owner of the mighty Golden Spatula, before he gave it away to the Undefeatables.
- His full name may be "SpongeRobert" and is trying to hide it for some unknown reason. Or at least, this was was what Boyd Cooper was rambling about one day.
Hivemind of the Sea
SpongeBob takes control over an army of elemental jellyfish provided generously by EVIL PATRIXXX. This is bad because they become as aggressive as hornets
Hivemind of the Sea
SpongeBob takes control over an army of elemental jellyfish provided generously by EVIL PATRIXXX. This is bad because they become as aggressive as hornets
Fuck You Spongebob