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—Spoderman
Spoderman is an awsum supid Huro woo fites crim and defeets da bad gys!!! He is bets frends wit Dolan and Goobi.
Hsstori[]
Wonc upn a tim, dere was a spoder who livd in da sburs of Nu Yok. Won dai, he enconterd a radoactiv Hooman and gut bitn by him!!!!! Da Spoder den gru into Spoderman, the supid huro we knw and luv todai!!! Spoderman wen arund all of Nu Yok Cite and has beeten up all of da bad gys arund da plce, incuding da Tenag Mutnt Nija Trtles, Dnky Kung, and Snuubal!
Won dai, hwevur, Spoderman discovrd a clon of him namd Spider-Man! Dey had a lng deth stair at won anoder, tho unfrtantley, Spider-Man one and stufed Spoderman ito a swage pip! Spoderman livd in the Nu Yok Cite Swrs, getin beeten up by da Tenag Mutnt Nija Trtles!!! Lukile, Dolan rscued him won dai and now dey are da bets dienamyc do-oh yut!!!!1!
Now isted of fghtin fur gud, Spoderman now fghtz fur evl, now tyin to kll gys like Hlburt, Mayo, and Dis iz Boob. He gut arested by da NPulic and is now srving tim for ODER 9OOO yrs. Spoderman now rts awy in jal fur da rets of tim, untl he breks out eventully sum dai.
Trvea[]
- Spider-Man is actully a clon of Spoderman, cuntrare to poplar beleef.
- If You look at him for 99999999999999999 seconds, you will Asplode