Spock

Live long and conquer

—Spock

I think you mean grab life by the conkers!

—George Volcano

Hjdihnafadrtqopsmaslooapojxfankajns Spock (Refer to as Spock by normal people) is a ~~Vulcan~~ Elf and the science officer and first

officer of the UWSS Enterprise durring its 5 year joruney across the stars. Spock pretends to be a stoic and wise guy but in reality was a idiot who pretended to be a fake species in order to feel special. Despite this he is a much more competent at his job than Kirk ever was and is consider as a legendary figure who documented the UnUniverse.

History[]

Spock was born on January 6, 2230 on Elfcan, to two Elfs who familiy were the descendents of Elf colonist from Skyrim. Due to his name being ridiculously long and unpronounceable he was made fun of it at school and thus move to UnWorld at the age of 6. Despite this he still got bully at UnSchool, so he created a fake alien race called the Vulcans and claim to be one of them, although he was still bullied in his school. After graduating he enter Starfleet Academy in the hopes he do something with his life. He was hated there due to his stupidity causing issues and thus was chosen to become the first officer in the UWSS Enterprise. Spock hated the captain, Kirk, and the two often fought with one another which almost cost the ship life. Durring the Imposter rampage across the spaceship, Spock was able to find a way to get rid of the parasites although Kirk took all the credit. Despite being stupid Spock was a great diplomat,and was able to make Humanity first contact with several Alien civllizations, inculding the Klingons, Romulans, Minecraftians, and many more. Durring his time in space, he invented the Spock Hat which he used for many things such as mind control, breathing in space, and playing shames. Spock would also often tell the crew about his fake origins as a Vulcan though no one believe him. When the ship return back to Earth, Spock was praised by the citizens as a hero and a explorer. He later retired and move to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Misc.[]

Spock has a crippiling illness which cause his hand to make a weird pose whenever he holds it up.
His parents chose his first like that in order to troll him.
Most of his quotes start with "Live long and" due to his unoriginality.
He owns a private island near N Sanity Island.
He turn his invention, the Spock Hat, into a merchandising sucess, with millions of kids buying it.