Aaa! It's a spider! Kill it!
—Spider-Man, upon seeing the Itsy Bitsy Spider
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is a guy who just happens to think he is a spider. When he was in high school, he was bitten by a spider. He was then hit upside the head. The two events combined, causing him to think he was secretly a giant spider in human form. He then started running around in a stupid costume claiming to be Spider-Man.
After making himself the official town idiot, he decided he wanted to be a super hero. He started running around beating up "criminals" and "thugs". These were actually regular civilians, but Spider-Man says they're criminals and thugs. When asked what they did wrong, Spider-Man makes up some stupid New York crime like "walking around on a Sunday with an ice cream in your pocket" or "wearing slippers after 10 PM".
Spiderman climbing the Reichstag.
One time, Spider-Man was up against a clone of himself who was just as Stupid as he was. The two pointed at each other, not knowing who was who. Was it the themselves, or the clone, they asked. Yeah, they're really stupid. But this wasn't a total waste; the original Spider-Man accidentally learned how to use Observation Haki in order to get stronger and defeat his clone. It resulted in him winning the battle.
After dealing with his clone by shoving him down a drain pipe, Spider-Man was eventually caught for being a vigilante and sent to The German Prison. He was released five minutes later, for German Prison policy dictates that inmates must be released upon reaching insanity. He has since been traveling the world beating bad people up and doing stupid things.
One time, he almost got killed by the Energizer Bunny with bombs, because he called the Energizer Bunny a furry. However, he managed to kick his butt and run away!
He eventually got killed by Indominus Rex for no reason whatsoever. That's how cruel Indominus is.
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But Jeff only revived him so that Spiderman could participate in The Ultimate Apocalypse War Battle with him. Spiderman accepted, so then he did. If you want more info on dis stuff then go to the link m8!
Trivia[]
- Spider-Man shames are pretty good.
- Spider-Man might be related to Bully Maguire.
- Surprisingly, Spider-Man and Batman are friends.
- Spider-Man is in fact Vargfren. The reason why is because he became Spider-Man when the evil ghost schütted his magic spell on him.