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[[File:Spartan_Laser.png|thumb|200px|The Spartan Laser]] |
[[File:Spartan_Laser.png|thumb|200px|The Spartan Laser]] |
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[[File:Spartan_Laser_Blast.jpg|thumb|200px|Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch.]] |
[[File:Spartan_Laser_Blast.jpg|thumb|200px|Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch.]] |
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| − | The '''Spartan Laser''' (also called the '''Spartan |
+ | The '''Spartan Laser''' (also called the '''Spartan LAZ0R''', the '''Super Gun''', and the '''Amazing legendary [[Energy Blast]] Generator that will disintegrates those alien freaks to a fire''') is an energy beam firing weapon commonly used by [[Master Chief]] when he needs to disintegrate stuff, and the [[Teletubbies]] on an occasional basis. |
The Spartan Laser is manufactured by [[Master Chief|Spartan]] weapon makers. It is based around a battery in a metal shell. It is then encased in ''pure epicness''. They then use their mail-rockets to deliver the weapons to whoever can afford them. |
The Spartan Laser is manufactured by [[Master Chief|Spartan]] weapon makers. It is based around a battery in a metal shell. It is then encased in ''pure epicness''. They then use their mail-rockets to deliver the weapons to whoever can afford them. |
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==Price== |
==Price== |
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| + | Since the dawn of [[Sparta]], the price has remained exactly [[UnDollars|$]]10,000,000, regulated by the [[Undefeatables]]. However, each battery only costs $[[300|3.00]]. wip |
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| − | Gun: [[UnDollars|$]]10,000,000 |
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| + | == Uses == |
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| − | Metal shell: $5,000,000 |
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| + | * [[Painball]] |
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| + | * [[Blow Stuff Up|Blowing Stuff Up]] |
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| − | Plasma battery: $1,000,000 per battery (it takes 2 batteries just to use the gun, and they burn out in seconds) |
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| + | * Shooting [[Duck Hunt|Ducks]] |
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| + | * [[Pwn|PWNing]] [[N00bs]] |
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| − | Trigger Attachment Fee: $1,000,000 |
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| + | * Making [[Toaster|Toasters]] |
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| + | * Breaking [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] |
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| − | Optional Payment: $8,185,184.51 |
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| − | Shipping: $1,623,444 |
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| − | Handling: $18,251 |
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| − | Purchasing Fee: $918,516 |
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| − | Paying them money fee: $1,234,567 |
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| − | '''Total: $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 NOT''' |
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[[Category:Stuff]] |
[[Category:Stuff]] |
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[[Category:Weapons]] |
[[Category:Weapons]] |
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Revision as of 23:42, 13 April 2018
The Spartan Laser
Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch.
The Spartan Laser (also called the Spartan LAZ0R, the Super Gun, and the Amazing legendary Energy Blast Generator that will disintegrates those alien freaks to a fire) is an energy beam firing weapon commonly used by Master Chief when he needs to disintegrate stuff, and the Teletubbies on an occasional basis.
The Spartan Laser is manufactured by Spartan weapon makers. It is based around a battery in a metal shell. It is then encased in pure epicness. They then use their mail-rockets to deliver the weapons to whoever can afford them.
Price
Since the dawn of Sparta, the price has remained exactly $10,000,000, regulated by the Undefeatables. However, each battery only costs $3.00. wip