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Spartan Laser

The Spartan Laser

Spartan Laser Blast

Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch.

The Spartan Laser (also called the Spartan LAZ0R, the Super Gun, and the Amazing Legendary Energy Blast Generator that will disintegrates those alien freaks to a fire) is an energy beam firing weapon commonly used by Master Chief when he needs to disintegrate stuff, and the Teletubbies on an occasional basis (though they also use this weapon), as well as many other Spartans.

The Spartan Laser is manufactured by Spartan weapon makers. It is based around a battery in a metal shell. It is then encased in pure epicness. They then use their mail-rockets to deliver the weapons to whoever can afford them.

Price[]

Therobloxspartanlaser

The Spartan laser in Roblox.

Since the dawn of Sparta, the price has remained exactly $10,000,000, regulated by the Undefeatables. However, each battery only costs $3.00.

Uses[]

Tele Teletubbies Tele[ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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