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—Spamton G. Spamton
COMMIT CRIMES? DEAR GOD IN [Japanifornia] MR. WRIGHT, THAT'S COLD. I'M AN [[Ace Detective]], NOT AN [[Ace Defective]]!!
—Spamton G. Spamton, when Phoenix Wright sued him to death
Spamton, middle initial and last name Spamton G. Spamton is [Ultimate Lifeform] from the SURVEY PROGRAM. Spamton used to be a [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] on the threshold of [[Being Forced To Eat Watermelons All Day?]]. But since then he has been selling [[Bad Deals, Cars That Break Down]] after he made [[All Changes Saved Successfully!]] in order to do a little trolling instead 
. His [Final Forme], [Power of NEO] you can [[Buy H3r3 Quart3r-Pric3!]]. It's [[New York Times Bestseller!]]. This software is not liable for any to your system.
[[Can't Wake Up Of Receding Hairline?]] As long as you have [[Big Stacks]] he has the winning strategies to snakes and ladders to help [[Snakes]] valued at [[12:59]] like [[You]] out, and find [[The Golden Box!]] Uhh, the [[Pillars 0f Salt Flatulence People]] are having a [[TTT]] containing [No Deal]s. We're sorry [Those !@$*&ing Bumble Bees] are being a inconvenience.
WE'LL [[Syo]] THEM WHO'S THE [[Biggest Loser Award]]!!!
[Personality][]
His [Overwhelmingly Positive Reviews] personality can be descr1bed as being as [The Human Child] who's [[Eating Your Sugar Jars]]. He doesn't have the [[Time Dr. Freeman?]] to go [Seek Medical Attention]. [[So Get A Life]] before you go asking him about [[Emergency Meetings]] or spending his well-endowed Kromer on those [Function Keys]. Spamton has lots of [[Friends Online]], friends with [[404 Page Not Found. ]], friends with Kris as they down bots in [Fortnight].
[[Theory Of Everything]][]
The Theoryist may with his crazy explanations be [[Why To All To Whom These Presents]] have difficulties locating Mike's [Intellectual Property Estate], but, like Heron, there’s [[Great Si gles!]] like you're [[Bread-Filled Swamp]], or [[Pain-Filled Swamp]] for Heron, and that [Pipis] weighing above [Max Capacity £1200,000] for Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton Spamton.
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The mystical, the [[Cheap Trick]] to lose a 100 [[Your Mom]], [[Hyperlink Blocked]] is the source of his [Level Of Violence]. On the PC, you see he got [[Hyperlink Blocked]] in 1997 with [[TechnocolyEmporer Of ]] after a divorce resolution gone [[W1LD! PRIZES!!]] about some [[Highly Lovable]] nature every buddy [[Relinquishes]], and so, acquired from him in a [Pacifist Route] that absolutely did not involve [[Count the Errors]] the exclusively rights to [Hyperlink Blocked]. Well, isn't that [Specil]? Just [[Hyperlink Blocked]] and win thousands of [[Restitutions]] from your [[System Administrator]] now!
After his [[Balls]] were [[Closed Permanently]] on him, Spamton G. Spamton got [Miximum Wages] at the [[Very Big]] Big Bill Hell's just to [Piss On] the [[TechnocolyEmporer Of ]] with his new job. Unfortunately he gave out too many [W1ld Pr1zes!] and got fired. He had too much [Genorisity] but not enought [[Genocide City]] up on the wall&s of [[Beloved Customers]]. The [Cungaderœs] were too [Big Shot] for him.
[[Planetary Conquest]][]
That's right, every [[HOT SHOT]] gets a chance to pull the strings. After hearing about the Kromer deposits on [[funny1 and funny2]] Spamton sought to take over Planet X, a [[captain]] mining instalation founded by [[Extra Lettuce]]. Unfortunately, since Spamton is [[STUCK UP MY]] 90s, he had to use Space Shuttles, which suck [[ASS]].
The [[shrew faced weiner]] complications, like the [[docking]] clamps being [[installation failed]], forcing the ship to [[politely bump]] into the planet for three hours before landing. After landing, [[Spamton Unleashed]] his [[Spongebob War]], finally taking the [[raine]]s on [[Fatman 5: Get a Life]], becoming [[GRAND DAD]] of Planet X.
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