It's eternetti in there.
I hope she made lotsa spametti!
The Spametti Machine was an evil place/group of spametti created by spametti to duplicate and manifest its destiny, and was located in the Strawberry Milky Way UnGalaxy. It was eaten up by Hungry Kim Jong-un because he had anemia. The Spametti Machine is not named for its machine-like ability to copypasta itself new baby spamettis :З, but rather it's a giant collection of spametti fragments like a political machine. The Spametti Machine was also very similar to the Crimson from Terraria.
Appearance[]
The Spametti Machine before its destruction was shaped like a giant japanese castle, and was made entirely out of sentient spametti. Before then, it was used to be shaped like a pagoda. There were several rings of spametti sauce à la Saturn, as well as the corpse of the founder at the very center à la the Pyramids. Many spametti paintings littered the halls, most of which were living eulogies to spametti. Some tribute paintings to Spamton G. Spamton and the Mario Lisa were there too, as well as one to Mitt Romney. Another spametti castle was also going to be in the works to house furniture, but that never came to be.
Rooms[]
Mail Room[]
Located on the south-end of the castle is the mail room, which is more of a loading an unloading zone. Many storks come here from the Animal Crossing dimension to deliver newborn baby spamettis :З. Mail delivered here has to be made out of parchment paper or else it will stick to the spametti.
Email Room[]
Many Italian scammers made out of spametti try to breech the firewalls of guys in the UnWorld. They just send emails to people, written in the spametti style, and expect people to click on them so they can steal their spaghetti toast pingas dinner blasters 9000. The only person who's fallen victim to this is Mama Luigi, who accidentally clicked on a link and gave spametti his mama powers and spaghetti powers. In 2009, they figured out how to send people text messages through email, something that's still exploited by other scammers to this today.
Ball Room[]
An art installation with many metallic spamettic spheres over a chequerboard spametti. There are light reflectors in this room that make it seem endless. Exactly 20 people have died in this room because they couldn't find the way out, and 5 more died due to trying to eat the spametti.
Meatball Room[]
Where most of the meatballs live. If given permission, you can eat stuff here, making this the only cafeteria in the whole building. You can do parkour here and once you get to the top you get a trophy :)
Etiquette[]
There are many rules you had to follow in and near the Spametti Machine. Many of these are very strange and bizarre, and you would be beheaded without question for violating the etiquette. These were all originally written in Italian.
- Thou shalt only bringest thy flesh and thy parchment paper.
- Thou shalt not wear armour. (Clothes count as armour too)
- Thou shalt not eatest the Spametti Machine.
- Thou shalt not modifyst the Spametti Machine.
- Thou shalt not mention "him".
- Thou shalt not comest without clearance.