Spametti is a type of copypasta invented by Baiken to try and ruin the UnAnything Wiki with crap that's confusing to read and doesn't make a lick of sense. The Spametti Machine once produced spametti. Spametti is better than Mess because once you eat it up, you can do other things like write new stuff, or play shames (as is preferred by Waluigi after he eats up Wario's spametti).
The only way to fix spametti is with proofreading or ChatGPT, because nobody wants to eat spametti up. Eating spametti, while the most effective way to erase it from existence, will give you gallbladder disease and increase your testosterone, which is why it's a preferred dish by athletes, but is toxic to add to your Bedrest. Luigi was a f*$(!@&$ idiot for trying to flush spametti down a toilet, and is responsible for the mess that is Skibidi Toilet.
Flavor[]
Taste of spametti in a nutshell.
Spametti tastes like if you had Texas and quinine in your armors. Not bad but not great either. Its texture is like if you combined parchment with paper, an overall 0 star meal that not even Louie would eat. Actually, if Louie and spametti ever met, he would start writing a lot more recipes instead of dedicating time to each one, cuz spametti is just going to make him write low quality spametti. The golden rule is not to feed spametti to Louie, or else his content will slip, and then Freudian slip. Spametti also tastes like blood because it is high in iron.
History of spametti[]
Spametti in Persona 3
A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, Amogus was making spaghetti, but the spaghetti was an imposter, so it got ejected to Some Tiny Planet Nobody Cares About. In this planet, the Spaghetti was making Clown-To-Clown Communications with John McCain, and John McCain said to the spaghetti "don'y fucking install firefox and talk to Baiken she has smaller tatas than Anji Mito and will give you VIRUSES!!" so the spaghetti did what was best and opened his firewall up to install Firefox. From there he entered an insecure chatroom with the Baiken, who then gave the spaghetti some junk mail and a lot of Mess. Mess and Spaghetti loved each other very much, and so merged together like the purple one. Except it was parasitic. Spametti started forming all around the spaghetti in a big mess, encapsulating it in an amazing digital circus it could not escape. The original sentient spaghetti has since molded and thusly died, but it will forever be hated for being the catalyst of the spametti which grew from it. It is 100% going to go to Hell.
The spametti then convinced the planet to become Spametti, which it did. After that, the spametti with sweaty hands absorbed Mama Luigi's spaghetti after pwning HIS firewall. Spametti gained the power to ignore most the rules of capitalization, thus started capitalizing common nouns and uncapitalizing proper ones. Near this time, I.M. Meen found out about spametti and tried to eat it up himself, but it made him too full so he took a tummy break. When he returned, he was horrified that it had a meatball inside, so retreated. He came back with a bomb, which blew a good chunk off. I.M. Meen then got Fire Slimes on the scene who used epic Fire Slime Bombs to blow up the spametti. Remember that chunk from earlier? That became a new spametti. The bombs gave spametti new fragmentation powers so it could now fragment like a grenade, and also fire gave it heat resistence, so now it could be ice cold, which is cooler than being cool.
The cold spametti fragments by command of Baiken formed an unremote interungalactic base in the middle of the Strawberry Milky Way UnGalaxy called the Spametti Machine, where new baby spamettis :З could sizzle and then pop into existence. They needed this since the spametti became so weird that it could not steal powers anymore, and forgot the ones it had. From the Spametti Machine spawned 350,000 copies of spametti which installed themselves onto flash drives and gave people spametti, but Norton heard a who (or rather a what) and found out it was there so ate up some spametti. People then started eating spametti to try to defeat it. Hungry Kim Jong-un declared spametti to be a threat to North Korea's computers and so ate up the Spametti Machine himself.
Since no new spametti can be made, you have to do you're job in eating it up like how our ultimate supreme leader did.
Spametti Synthesis[]
Fearful Experience
Theme of spametti
You can synthesize your own spametti by obtaining regular canned spametti, adding canned bread, grinding it up and then throwing it into a Mr. Coffee. The Mr. Coffee will turn into spametti which you can eat up or keep as a pet. This spametti is fake and will rot after 5-7 days. If you give it more materials to resynthesize, it will. It will also eat the new spametti up to try and stay young like how The Administrator uses Australium. While not an inherently illegal practice, you still would probably not want to do this.
Examples of Spametti[]
Below are some texts that have been ruined by spametti.
The Bible (KJV)[]
in the beginning, god created the heavens but the earth was formless and empty with darkness over the surface with the spirit of god was hovering over the waters then god said let there be light but there was light god saw that the light was good he separated the light from the darkness he called the light, Day and the darkness, night but there was evening and was morning the first day then god said let a vault between the waters to separate water from water so god made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it but it was so god called the vault sky and there was evening and there was morning the second day and god said let the water under the sky be gathered to one place and dry ground appear and it was so god called the dry ground land and gathered waters he called seas but god saw that it was good then god said let the land produce vegetation seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it according to their various kinds and it was so the land produced vegetation plants bearing seed among to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed it according to their kinds and god saw that it was good
The Great Gatsby[]
Back when i was young and kinda weak my Old man dropped some wisdom on me , that's been swirling around in my head ever since he said ``if you wanna talk smack about someone just remember not everyones had it as good as you`` that's all he said but me and he we've always had this Weird way oftalking kinda distant but kinda not You know and i got what he was getting at more or less, so now i try not to judge anyone which has led me into some pretty Strange conversations and also made me a magnet for a bunch of old farts who won't shut the fuck up Weirdos are quick to pickup on this vibe when a regular guy like me shows it so back in college dude started calling me a wannabe politician because i was always hearing about the Secret pains of random dudes most of these guys spill their guts to me without me even asking like i`ll pretend to be asleep or busy or just plain rude when i can tell they're about to get all deep and stuff because let's be real Young guys tend to rip off each other's feelings and leave out the juicy bits Not judging people is kinda like hoping for the best you know But i'm still kinda worried i'll miss out on something cool if i forget what my old man was getting at acting all high and mighty like some people are born with better manners than others
Into the Blue (Frederick Britten Austin)[]
It was in a bitterly pessimistic frame of mind that having seen my Bagage into the Hotel i went for a first walk along the asphalted esplanade Southbeach i had no pleasure in the baking sun in the glittering stretch of the english channel that veiled itself in a fine weather. mist all around the half horison the exuberant bold eyed flapers promenading in groups of three or four the vivid their taste in sports coats seemed to me merely objectionable The Hords of worthily respectable Middle Class Families complete with children with many children that blackened the sands and overflowed into the fringe of the Water opressed my Soul with their formidable multiplicity.
Trivia[]
- Spametti tried breaking other firewalls, but Mama Luigi was the only one stupid enough to let spametti through.
- Dr. Robotnik almost lost his Pingas to spametti.
- There are currently 4912 known spamettis in existence.
- Pizzano is suspected of synthesizing spametti, since he smells like the stuff.
- It is said that Orocheese was the real creator of spametti.