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Can you even harness power?

Space Marine Soldier, when he fell inside a nuclear reactor

Space Marine Soldier (AKA formerly "The Final Boss of the Internet") was formerly the smallest threat ever. He used to be evil, but then he became good after he lost in a massive fight with Mr. T.

Space Marine Soldier is what started The War of Stupidness, but then it was settled and ended by Mr. T after he and the other heroes negotiated on how to stop Space Marine Soldier. They ultimately decided he should get a lobotomy.

Biography[]

His evil years[]

Space Marine Soldier was formerly evil. During that time, he took the name "The Final Boss of the Internet". He claimed he could do anything and be anything after making a Facebook account. Facebook of course banned him because they are the real final bosses of the internet. He then punched the CEO of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg in the face, and Mr. T was called to punch Space Maerine Soldier in his face.

His good years[]

The punch hurt so bad, it's not even funny. Anyways, Mrs. T was also there, and since they didn't have any better plans, they transferred Mrs. T's lobotomy to Space Marine Soldier which pacified him for a few years. Mrs. T then joined the Defeatables after this massive gain in power. Space Marine Soldier sought power too, so went to the nuclear power plant Telephobia almost died in. There, he found thermonuclear power which undid his lobotomy. Though, he doesn't really care to do much evil anymore so sits in his space chair watching the space news about the latest space wars going on, as a Space Marine Soldier does.

After a while he got up from his lazy butt and teamed up with the great Jimmy Neutron to go blast some bad guys, as well as fire in the hole.

Trivia[]

  • He once blew up Nestor because NEDMgee was on it.
  • He once turned into Weegee for 2 days, but found redemption in Christ and is no longer a Weegee.
  • He is baptized.
  • He likes pizza.
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