South America is a land south of North America. It's where some native people live, but lotsa smart people live there too. It is the only continent that wasn't crying like a baby during World War II, and it is the only continent with the word "north" in its name (the part where it says "north" is invisible to non-martians). South America is also the least notable continent because nothing ever seems to happen here.
South America used to be a part of North America, but then it decided it wanted to be a continent on its own. This was a mistake, as interesting things stopped happening in it once it became its own continent. It asked North America to forgive it, but North America is stubborn and stupid.
- It's like America but south.