OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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Sony's logo without a slogan
Sony (aka $on¥) is a company that makes electronics, phones, portable cassette players and shames. It is way more popular than SEGA and Microsoft but not as popular as Nintendo but it brings in money anyways.
Sony was founded in 1954 by Spyro. Spyro put himself in many shames, because who doesn't like playing as purple dragons? Spyro was very popular at first, but as time went by, people stopped liking the shames.
The Vice President of Sony, Crash Bandicoot, was tired of this. In 1968, he started the Sony Civil War. They fought for several years, until Crash finally murdered Spyro, and took over Sony. Sackboy then joined 5 seconds later. In honor of Spyro's memory, Sony continued to make Spyro shames occasionally.
Crash Bandicoot and Sackboy led Sony exactly how Spyro did, except Crash was on everything and Sackboy can't do shet.
Companies owned by $on¥[]
- Sony Pictures (aka Columbia, TriStar, Screen Gems, etc. etc.): Makes evil movies to brainwash people, like The Emoji Movie.
- Sony Pictures Television: Makes the TV game shows "Wheel of Fortune" and "Jeopardy", which, outside of a few good shames, are the only good things to come out of $on¥.
- Sony Music: A company which is responsible for a lot of music worse than anything Justin Bieber made. Before he made Despacito, which is the worst song ever.
- Sony Music USA: Installed malware on people's computers in 2005-2007 by hiding it on music CDs, so that instead of opening Windows Media Player when put inside a computer, it installed Bonzi Buddy and a bunch of other crap.
- Sony Music India: A Youtube channel created by Sony to rival the "popularity" of T-Series.
- Sony Music Japan: The most greedy subsidiary of Sony. Got Siivagunner terminated, because they don't understand Fair Use.
- Sony Interactive Entertainment: Sony's video shame division. Is literally just a in-name unit for Sony.
- Naughty Dog: Controlled by Crash Bandicoot. Currently produces Crash shames.
- Guerilla Games: Famously known for making shames about futuristic dinosaurs.
- Insomniac Games: Creates Spyro shames. Now owned by Spoderman. Currently working on a new IP.
- Santa Monica Studios: Makes the hyperviolent God of War Shames
- Nihilistic Software: Owned by Bubble Bass
- Media Molecule: Owned by Sackboy. Created LittleBigPlanet.
- Sumo Digital: Owned by S*****e. Started screwing with LBP's story, then stopped the franchise altogether.
- Play Station Studios: the new in-house devs for Sony from 2020 - present
- Bungie: Left Microsoft for another woman. And that other woman is Sony.
Shaming Systems[]
- Play Station 0
- Play Station
- Play Station 1.5 (PSone)
- Play Station Dragon
- Play Station 2
- Play Station 3
- Play Station Bandicoot
- Play Station 4
- Play Station Cookie 4
- Play Station Sackboy
- Play Station Xtreme
- Play Station Portable
- Play Station Vita
- Play Station ReAct
- Play Station 5 (originally known as the Play Station 4 2.0 but changed due to Nintendo's Game Boi 2.0 and also a certain corrupted freak of technology. Harder to find then my car keys)
- Play Station Move
- Play Station Flow
- Play Station VR
- Play Station VR2
- Play Station Portable GO
- Play Station Game Boi Advance
- CD-i (pretends they had nothing to do with it, but we know they did)
- Poindextar OS
The Mottos (not in any particular order)[]
- Prepare To Fly. (changed because of 9/11)
- Yes You Can (changed because Windows XP bought the slogan rights)
- We Rock Hard (changed because of Cocaine Man)
- make.believe (fakeness problem)
- Balloon Soar High (Balloon Boy threatened to sue over the copyrights of balloons, and nobody wanted to get involuntary frontal-lobotomy his stand Pirate_Song2)
- I'm A Banana! (a cosmic deity threatened to sue)
- Don't Mess With Our Halos (black angels were created)
- The One and Only (Chesney Hawkes was first)
- like.no.other (it was, in fact, like others)
- Change Your World (protested by people who felt it disrespected Change Da World Rat's final message)
- Be Moved
Play Station (also not in order)[]
- U R not E
- Play has no limits
- PLAY B3YOND
- Live in your world, play in ours
- Fun, anyone?
- Dude, get your own…
- It only does everything
- Greatness awaits
- This is 4 the players