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Sonichu was created by the satanist known as Chris-Chan. One day, Chris-Chan decided to kidnap Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, steal the Fusion-Machine 9000, and put Sonic and Pikachu in the machine. This created Sonichu. Not content with having just one evil fusion, he then kidnapped Sonic's girlfriend, Amy Rose, gave a Thunder Stone to Pikachu to evolve him into Raichu, and put Amy and Raichu in the machine. This created Sonichu's girlfriend, Rosechu.

Chris-Chan then decided to kidnap Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Ugandan Knuckles, an angel from Heaven, and Mewtwo to make even more fusions out of Rosechu and Sonichu: respectively, Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu, Angelica Rosechu, and Magi-Chan Sonichu.

Later, Shadow got kidnapped by Chris-Chan and was fused with Sonichu to make Black Sonichu, AKA Blachu or Blake.

The original Sonichu is a member of the Bootleg Kingdom.

Later, Chris-Chan created a fusion of Rosechu and Wolverine called Simonla Rosechu. After that, he attempted to create a hermaphrodite Rosechu/Sonichu fusion, but it came out deformed, so he threw it into the machine with a talking microphone to create Silvana Rosechu, who can shapeshift for some reason.

Chris-Chan's machine was eventually destroyed by Jesus, but this didn't stop Chris-Chan from using a satanic ritual with Sonichu, creating Chris-Chan Sonichu. Jesus came back to unfuse them, and then Chris-Chan got arrested by the Police for fucking his own mother. Yikes...

Deaths[]

The original Sonichu is sadly alive, but Simonla was killed by an exploding toilet in 2009, and Silvana has DIED shortly after its creation because it was half-deformed.

Trivia[]

  • Despite being a satanic abomination, it should be obvious that Sonichu is NOT a version of Sonic.EXE.
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