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Sonic Blood was a movie released in 2014. It was best known for teaching children to run away and find guns and kill people. The film was directed by Sonic himself.
Plot[]
The game takes place after the events of Sonic Blood IV: The Last Drop of Blood, Where we see Sonic just enjoying life, until, Shadow enters all covered in blood in Sonic's House and he asks: "Shadow? Whoa! What the f*ck happened to you?", however, Shadow turns back and Sonic notices that the blood crystal has been put in his back like a knife, Sonic questions himself: "How the hell did the crystal reassemble himself?" He went to Tails and then they both saw Shadow coming, both notice that Shadow is turning into a tall and big monster. They grab their guns and start shooting him. They run and Shadow chases them until Sonic then chases Shadow, trying to remove the crystal; Shadow punches him with the crystal's tentacles and almost kills him, Sonic, all covered in blood, tries to find Tails, but he can't find him.
Shadow kidnapped Tails and took him to his base. Sonic speechless and twisted, burns down the house next to him (in reference to School of Rock). After Sonic located Tails and Shadow, he rushes from Green Hill to Blood Hill, a twisted rip-off of Green Hill and the home of Shadow. He runs in the ocean causing a wave, bleeding as he arrives. The people were rude to him, and so he finds a bar when he drinks BEER? He then goes to Shadow's base to put thousands of bombs inside it and kill him. Whilst inside Sonic finds out that Shadow has a chip that the blood crystal is controlling him with. Sonic finds Shadow fights him, shoots him and falls off, destroys the crystal, and at the end, didn't blew up the base. He took Tails to Green Hill, not only that the wave Sonic created will struck Blood Hill, Sonic uses some random laser to blow up the wave? WTF... They go back to Green Hill and the movie is over, and post credit scene Sonic takes a big shit and can't find his paper towel. HA! Take that Paper Towels!
Reception[]
Everyone booed at the movie and threw popcorn and wrote signs saying "I HATED THIS MOVIE!" and left them disturbed and with pee on their walls; the movie was universally panned. Babies watching didn't give a shit and watched it anyways, however it left them disturbed, and Parents were angry their babsters got traumatized by all the blood. Squadala Ratings gave it 1/10 Squadalas.