Solar Flares are phenomena on the Sun created by billion-ton bursts of nuclear flatulence being let to rip, or alternatively Zombies vs Plants and Burnout Paradise's love child, or alternatively both. They can light You on fire like a Fire Flower if you're not careful, or even shoot you with an AK-47. Yeah, even space weather can use a gun.
Personality[]
There is zero personality to this thing.
Rumors[]
- Solar Flare created Evil Kumquats (False, it was the equally-controversial Rose who did that)
- Solar Flare hates Kermit (Wrong: she likes Kermit but he keeps saying "no" and "please point your gun at someone else" when she advances)
- She is going to be in Smash 10 as part of the base game. (False, DQ'd due to controversy surrounding her)
Trivia[]
She has escaped The Wall OVER 9000 TIMES!!!!We're pretty sure she added this just to make herself look cooler. It's not. Remember, kids, stay in school!- A user here named Scampton is friends with someone named Solar Flare, who is inexcusably better than this thing.
She has been listening to goth music all her life, and it never said anything about apples.Save this for Cassandra you magnesium-molesting cashgrab.- She thinks the UnAmerican education system is ok, which we all know is false.
- Hate bad/BOTTOM TEXT
- There is a move in Dragon Ball Zee named after her however it blinds people
