|Scientific name:||Homo sapien frigis|
|Eye color:||Coal lumps/rocks/buttons|
|Habitat:||places with thick layers of snow|
|Time Alive:||1380 CE - World War III|
|Tastes Like...||Water, some reports also include carrots in the flavour|
|Prays on||Ice, Frozen banquet TV dinners, leaves, carrots, dead birds|
|Is Prayed Upon by||The Sun, The Snowman Mafia, Evil Snowmen|
|Intelligence:||Sapient, Intelligence varies|
|Conservation Status:||Scarce (Common in winter)|
|Powers:||Ice control, firearms|
|UnRank:|| 0 (Uncivilized)|
Snowmen are one of the myriad of races that inhabit UnWorld. They are generally good natured folk who are the ones who originally wrote Christmas carols, which they sing rather well.
Snowmen live in cold places, such as Soviet Russia, southern Lolcat Land and Canada, where they build massive villages out of wood and raise all their Snowmen children. It is confirmed that there are Snowwomen, but due to the genetic makeup of snow, Snowmen are more prevalent.
DO NOT confuse Evil Snowmen with their good natured cousins. There are ways to recognise the differences:
- Snowmen sing Christmas Carols rather well; Evil Snowmen only sing bad Christmas Carols and they do so poorly.
- Snowmen eat only dead things; Evil Snowmen eat people.
- Snowmen are gentle and good-natured; Evil Snowmen are EVIL!
- Snowmen look non-evil.