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—The Smoking Dig-It
Krater
The Smoking Dig-It's theme song
The Smoking Dig-It (real name unknown), often referred to as Krater by his victims is a threatening, dangerous, yet peculiar, primal Dig-It, often seen smoking a joint. He is a very perceptive, intelligent anomaly who is well-known for criminal acts. He is also a hacker, who often pretends to be an Anonymous guy online in order to keep his identity private. Since his true identity is only known by the rest of the Dig-Its, we aren't even sure of what his real name is, which is why we are referring to him as just 'the Smoking Dig-It'. So, you better watch out.
Appearance
The Smoking Dig-It possesses the appearance of a typical, primal Dig-It. His appearance differs noticeably than that of a modern Dig-It, having blue, beady eyes, and has around fourteen legs. That is basically a summary of what a primal Dig-It looks like, and as we've already described, primal Dig-Its possess more of a caterpillar-like appearance, and do not inhabit apples at all. The Smoking Dig-It, just like his name suggests, is almost always seen to be smoking a cigarette as well. Overall, he has a rather menacing appearance.
Personality
The Smoking Dig-It is a heinous, odious creature who is not afraid to commit any crimes at all, no matter what type of crimes they may be. The Smoking Dig-It was a Squidward Community College graduate, and thus is smart and knows a lot of things, being on Dipsy levels of smart. The Smoking Dig-It has in fact, also been known to be quite greedy, not caring about his family, nor his victims, and only wishes the best for himself. He enjoys being evil, because he finds it to be fun, and he finds being good to be very, totally, extremely boring. The Smoking Dig-It is also rather aggressive most of the time.
Criminal History
The Smoking Dig-It, as we've earlier established, is known to be a hacker who enjoys tracking down the IPs of innocent victims. He tracked down the IP of Kratos Messi once as revenge after breaking out of the Kratos Jail for criminal acts, when he went there on vacay. Ever since that day, the Smoking Dig-It has been known to have procured the IPs of almost @everyone who has ever been on the Internet (apart from Chuck Norris, of course), and has still not been caught. You may be next, so you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why, the Smoking Dig-It's coming, tonight.
Let's not forget how the Smoking Dig-It loves to smoke in establishments where smoking is strictly prohibited.
The Redirect Incident
The Smoking Dig-It also got really high once and came up with a wild idea, so he did it. He did the biggest hack he did and hacked the browsers of everyone he had the IPs of at the time. He made all of their new tabs they opened redirect to dig-itsgonewild.com where they would be greeted with very nasty images of Dig-Its. However the government of Dig-It Land was coming to his house for doing the hack (he forgot to go on incognito mode) so he needed to undo the hack and hack the government. He went onto a government webpage and inputted a very secret password so he could control all of the government's helicopters and make them asplode.
Trivia
- At one point, the Smoking Dig-It got so high to the point where at some random one o'clock in the morning he began singing a song the leftover cannabis strips he shoved into his brain for whatever goofy reason formulated - the song was called "Everybody Wanna Be a Superstar". Other members of the Dig-It mafia state caught onto this and sneaked the Smoking Dig-It's little brainchild into the Do They Dig It album.
- Bro, I was a menace back in the day.