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Slayer is a fine and dandy man and also a member of the Unbeatables due to the fact that he canonically never lost a fight and is considered the rival of Marx.

Biography[]

Slayer was born in Romania on October 23rd where he became a vampire, but unlike most, he was immune to the goddamn sun. As such, he was considered too OP by the other vampires, so he was banished from Romania. Slayer would soon find the love of his life, Sharon, on his little adventure, and later they get married. Slayer decides to start a group called the Assassins clan before leaving to get the milk, and by that, I mean dedicate himself to his loving marriage to Sharon. However, he had to return to the clan to dismantle it for being very, very cringe, as every assassin there was acting like Captain α.

One day, Slayer got bored and decided to do the most funniest act of tomfoolery ever, besides killing Skibidi Toilets. He decided to troll everybody in Dreamland, which included meddling in King Dedede's plans and calling Marx a bitch before giving advice to Kirby and leaving. He would later become the strongest Rizzler ever, as he had the power of being dandy, which grants you ultimate Rizz.

Let me tell you guys, Slayer is a very romantic man due to the fact that he treats his wife like a queen and, unlike Johnny, doesn't try to rizz up every girl he sees. Because of his dandy nature, he sees himself as high class and super cool, unlike the Undefeatables, who he thinks show no class as they dress up like actual clowns, especially the bitch Marx. Those with zero dandyness have no dignity in his eyes, but he will give people great advice. Slayer loves a lot of things like poetry, romance, some more romance, Yuri, and just like Goku and Yuugi Hoshiguma, wants his opponents to go to their full potential. He would later teach Blueprint how to throw bricks at fairies named Cirno.

Slayer currently resides in his castle with his wife, but that would all change when a certain android arrived.

Becoming an Unbeatable[]

Super 17 showed up as he heard about a super strong vampire guy and challenged Slayer to a fight where he'd survive most of 17's attacks as Slayer had a healing factor. The fight went on for 1 day before it was decided by Super 17 himself that he was worthy of joining the Unbeatables. However, Slayer had something different in mind. Slayer wanted 17 to allow Sharon in the palace or he wouldn't join. 17 decided to allow Sharon in but not as a member. Currently, Slayer now resides at the Unbeatable palace.

Trivia[]

  • Slayer is the second most powerful member in the Unbeatables.
  • He's the first Guilty Gear character in Unanything history.
  • He's being added to Strive.
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