The Skyrim Shuffle is a dance that was invented by Lord Jabubu of Skyrim in the thirteenth century. It is the national dance of Skyrim, making Skyrim the only nation with a national dance (except for those weird Native UnAmerican countries, but we don't talk about that). The Skyrim Shuffle is now a regular part of worship in the religion Sheogorathism.
The Skyrim Shuffle was first invented by Lord Jabubu when he was at a really boring party. He created a new dance, and he taught Everybody at the party how to do it. It became an instant hit, and everybody in Skyrim did the dance. It is currently the most popular dance of all time, having survived and remained popular for nearly 800 years.