Skulldozer

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Do I deserve to be a member of the reserve council? HELL NO!! Do I give a crap? Of course not! Money is money anyways. Bob Saget doesn't care if you deserve it or not, he won't accept cash.

—Him, monologuing

The Skulldozer, less known as Wa-Wa-Bulldozer is what happens when you put a Black Bulldozer into the Wa-Machine 2.0. He wants to join the marine corps. Of course, he doesn't deserve it, but he still tries none the less and has been doing so for almsot 30 years now. But that's the backstory of this ~~N00b~~ cool dude.

He was born in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake from the fiery pits of Hell. The first ever Skulldozer tried to stop crimes but he got PWNED by a semi automatic RPG. He then respawned, went to Mario and was thrown into the wa-machine twice.

He hates Hannibal Lecter and once tried to kill him but failed. Despite hating crime, he is a infamous scammer. He also has been genetically spliced with Teletubbies DNA by this NOOB.

He is currently living in what was once Soviet Russia. He also hates memes and is scared of ET: The Extraterrestrial (Shame) (tthat game sucked) like basically everyone including this dude.

He is very delusional and imagines that he was part of some non existant reserve council for some reason. It's unknown why he is so delusional.