The evil Skibidi Toilet.
Skibidi Toilet, also known as the UnAmerican Skibidi Wars is the second series of Skibidi Wars, fought in 2023, and takes place in New York and New Jersey. 10,000,000 people were killed in this series of wars, but this was later reduced to only 30,000. Guys got turned into Skibidi Toilets and Appliances in this war, and suffered from brainrot as a result. Many Zombies were also created.
Timeline of Events[]
February 2023[]
The UnAmerican Skibidi Wars started after some Skibidi Toilet water made its way into the Awesome New York Pizza Water, and since everybody eats pizza, they started getting Skibitis and turning into Skibidi Toilets. At first, they thought the Skibidi Toilets were just people being weird, but as it spread, the toilets became killers and they became afraid. Many massacres happen at the hands of the Skibidi Toilets, and many churches are repurposed into being churches to the Great Mighty Poo.
The United States UnGovernment got involved, but they gave up on their intervention after Joe Biden turned into Skibidi Biden, and declared this uprising to be "not their problem". Skibidi Biden would be exiled from the Skibidi Toilets faction 10 minutes later because they freakin' hated him. President Harris would take over the U.S. after this.
March 2023[]
Dr. Mario's NY studio apartment gets destroyed by a Mega Toilet. He's a-super angry and starts developing a bio-weapon to infect/kill the Skibidi Toilets. This bio-weapon starts turning people's heads into CCTV cameras. The Camera Men are born, and start uploading war footage to YouTube.
Nyan Cat was deployed onto the scene to destroy the Skibidi Toilets, but they ambushed her by dropping a Skibidi Toilet like an anvil on her, like what Scampton does in his fight. She was knocked out and then turned into the Nyan Cat Skibidi Toilet, and started firing lazors at NYC.
Skibidi Toilet Theme
The theme song the evil Skibidi Toilets play.
April 2023[]
It is discovered that flushing Skibidi Toilets kills them. The Camera Men start doing this, but they get Goomba-stomped by the Jumping Toilets (even with LEGOs). They found out that the Jumping Toilets are also using Maces and the Mantreads. So the Camera Men try using trampolines. These work great at redirecting toilets into walls and other toilets, so the toilets get bigger toilets to destroy the trampolines. The Camera Men equip Spiny Shell hats to stop them. They make even bigger toilets, but then the Speaker Men realize they can just equip the Long Fall Boots and negate all fall damage.
The Skibidi Toilets construct a secret base under The National September 11 Memorial & Museum. They like the water features.
The Skibidi Toilets start harassing Juke with their Skibidi Toilet song, so he Thanos beatboxes them and they die. The Camera Men approach him and ask him to be part of their lineup. He refuses, so they throw him into the Fusion-Machine 9000 with another Camera Man. The Speaker Man faction is born, and they start Thanos beatboxing their music louder than the Skibidis, making their heads asplode. Skibidi Nyan then destroys them all in an instant with her louder Skibidi Nyan theme. 30 Speaker Men and 200 bystanders perish.
May 2023[]
New Speaker Men are made. Skibidi Nyan tries to kill them the same way again, but they have earbuds in this time and can't hear her. They start playing the Corruption theme from Terraria, and that kills Skibidi Nyan. They blast music at the toilets to kill them, but they have earbuds too. So The Appliance Alliance starts giving their guys mushrooms. Blah, blah, blah, science, science, science... Bigger! And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes. But after a while that doesn't work anymore, because everyone just became deaf. Both factions start supersizing their guys, beginning a new arms race, one of the Size Scale.
A giant conveyor belt is built across the Atlantic to the Mushroom Kingdom so they can get more mushrooms. They even try making a bridge to The Mushroom Planet, but everyone was scared off by Jim Carrey and especially Wapeach. The Appliance Alliance and Skibidi Toilets take turns trying to destroy supply lines, until...
June 2023[]
Cave Johnson joins the Skibidi Wars on behalf of the Toilets, and starts giving them Portal Guns and portable Gel Cannons to assist them in their destruction of humanity. The Toilets have supply line portals now, but also became regular sized again to actually use the portal gun. The Appliance Alliance turns New York City into a giant test chamber for the Toilets to get through, but they just do a Kool Aid Guy through it instead with their mega-Toilets. They destroy the Statue of Liberty and replace it with the Statue of Skibidi, and commit a massacre at the gift shop.
The Appliance Alliance learns Alchemy and they can transmute mushrooms. From there, they make guys so big that they implode in on themselves and turn into black holes, which UnDestabilizates all the portal guns, and all their portals. The Skibidi Toilets start feeding their flies lotsa mini mushrooms, and they become so small that they asplode out of themselves and become white holes, which fuse with the black holes and make them spit everything back out. The Appliance Alliance mines out the insides of one of Donald Trump's Obsidian Spheres, and uses those to make portals onto the Nether roof, where they harvest and farm mushrooms. They use the hauled out sphere and made it their base of operations. A few humans are killed during the excavation.
July 2023[]
Tragic Reconstruction (Restored) -- MOTHER 3
Alt 2.0 shows up in New York City as part of a diplomatic mission of recruiting Skibidi Toilets to be Teletubby Minions. They try killing her, but she hypnotizes them into killing each other instead. She also vaporizes some of them with the brightness of her screen. She leaves New York shortly afterwards. The Appliance Alliance saw how cool she was, so they went to Hell to kidnap Vox and fuse him with an Enderman from the warped forest to make the TV Woman. They send her to the front-lines, where she was immediately destroyed. After a tragic reconstruction, she is sent back with a Spiny Shell helmet. She PWNS the toilets just by looking at them.
The Toilets become very jealous... It makes them so angry that they start to fly, just like the Mad Dummy. They launch themselves at The Appliance Alliance HQ in Wall Street and crash the stock market into the base and break the exterior walls. A huge battle takes place at the site of impact. The Alliance sends the Fusion-Machine 9000 into the Nether to prevent it from being stolen. They use their new fleet of TV Women to incinerate/hypnotize the attackers. They win a few Skibidi Cores from the battle, which will do something later.
August 2023[]
The TV Women start blasting photons at the Toilets, killing hundreds of them. The Toilets soon figure out that they can hold up a mirror to the TV Guys, and redirect their death rays back at them. So they start blasting loud music at the mirrors to break them, except now the Speaker Men who broke the mirrors are now super unlucky, which hurts the Alliance. They tried picking four leaf clovers, they tried resurrecting Clover, but no matter what they tried, most of their Speaker Men had OVER 9000 years of bad luck.
September 2023[]
To the misfortune of The Appliance Alliance. Aperture Science develops a new bio-weapon against them. It's a modified version of AIDS that's airborne and only kills Appliances. The Appliance Alliance is decimated. Out of options, The Appliance Alliance go back to Dr. Mario and ask him to make them better, to which he goes to his pal the Engineer. Engineer, as a former Aperture employee, has a teleporter set up in their back-lines, and they're able to steal the bio-weapon papers and make their own antidotes with help from the Spy. The Engineer hits the Camera Man, Speaker Man, and TV Man with his magic wrench, upgrading them. 3 new beings are created: DSLR Guy, Siren Head, and Yes Man. He hits the Yes Man with his wrench again because he thinks it's stupid. This creates the Jumbotron Face, who is freaking awesome. These 3 are collectively known as The Tall Ones, since they're all tall.
When the Appliances return to the Nether to get their Fusion-Machine 9000 back, they discover it melted from being out on the roof too long. They need to get rid of their bad luck if they want things to go good for them again. Siren Head knows of a cool lake he found underground that you can throw in money in exchange for luck. They think this is a great idea, and so rob a few banks in New Jersey. They get about $100,000 from their first few heists. Not a whole lot, but they think it'll make them lucky enough. Definitely worth the 100 men. Anyways, the lake that Siren Head knows about? It's in Terraria. The place is called the Aether, which has the Shimmer. The Shimmer does strange things like turning money into luck.
Luck Arc[]
They assemble a team of 30 who will carry the money in 18 briefcases who will make the trek, 12 holding supplies and 6 holding cash. The team consists of 10 of each type. The Tall Ones can't come along since they're too big and too important. They take a Nether portal to the Nether, then go to Hell, then to the Underworld of Terraria, where they make their way up and through the underground forest. They meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who fled there after what was happening in New York. While they are distracted, Leonardo steals 2 of the briefcases that had money in them. They don't remember how much were in those 2 exactly, so they completely burn down the forest hunting for their briefcase, which kills all of the Ninja Turtles except for the thief.
Behind one of the trees they burnt was an Anklet of the Wind. There was also an entire army of Woodcutter Skibidi Toilets and Summoner Toilets behind it. Uh-oh. They have super dangerous buzzsaws, but seem to still have their hearing and sight. So the Speaker Men of the group blast them with sound, and the TV Women try doing their photon blasts. Some of the Camera Men are recording the fight, while others are making TikToks of themselves dancing. Nobody knows what that is about, but the team makes quick work of the Jungle Toilets. They make some of their money back fighting the Toilets, since in the Terraria world dead people drop cash.
With the biggest threat eliminated, the TV Women begin teleporting around to try and find the Aether. One of them teleports into lava, and the other somehow teleports into the dungeon and awakens the Dungeon Guardian. Two of them, a TV Woman and a Speaker Man teleported into the Shimmer and got deconstructed back into their original forms. Anyways, they actually do find the shimmer, gather there, and throw all their money in for luck. They rescue the guys who got deconstructed, and send them on their way. They take note of the location in case they need to come back later.
Leonardo would be found dead days later trying to escape the Titanic.
Relic Arc[]
While those guys were gaining the luck of the Alliance back, the Skibidi Toilets were thinking about how to strike back. The Alliance persevered through their virus and what should have been their end, yet the Toilets still can't counter the TV Women, let alone have any way to challenge The Tall Ones or overcome the square-cube law's implosions. They couldn't rely on Aperture Science anymore; they had to come up with their own scientific methods. So, like the Nazis, they began seeking out the ancient artifacts of the UnUniverse to harness their power.
The first of these was DINNER. They took broccoli, an onion, milk, cream cheese, potatoes, carrots, chicken stock, and made cream of broccoli soup. It tasted good, so they loaded it into a blaster and shot soup at their foes. They thought their soup would make them eat each other's faces off, but sadly they couldn't since they don't have mouths. It also did not short-circuit any of them. All it did was make them annoyed and kill them. So DINNER was off the table. They skipped past spaghetti and pie since soup proved undeadly. How stupid of them; did they not know that burgers were the key to a Dinner Blaster?
For their next scheme, they tried to find the Chaos Emeralds. They stopped after they couldn't find that damn FOURTH one, and got beaten into scrap by both Sonic and Dr. Eggman just for having them. They still persisted in trying to find an ultra-death-weapon.
With the toilets that were scrapped they gathered some of Medic and Sniper's old weapons, fabricating class and slot tokens, and tried to forge a Conscientious Objector using a blueprint with the tokens and scrap. They got Freedom Staffs, and other random crap instead. You see, what they wanted to do was put stuff like "THE APPLAINCE ALLIANCE SUX 100!!!" on their signs to make the Appliances so mad that, they would forget to fight them, and could be killed one by one without anyone noticing. They failed to realize that they could just use sprays, or a printer.
Strong One (Masked Man) - MOTHER 3 OST
Their next attempt involved trying to make Appliances into soup, and then drinking the soup and absorbing their powers like a ripoff spametti. It does make sense they would want to pursue this path, since, after all, they are partially spametti. If you can't kill an Appliance, you need to get some powers; if you want to get powers, you must turn someone into soup; if you want to make a good soup, you must kill someone with powers; if Appliances are the only ones with powers, you must kill them; if you can't kill an Appliance, you need to get some powers; if you want to get powers, you must turn someone into soup; if you want to make a good soup, you must kill someone with powers; if Appliances are the only ones with powers, you must kill them; if you can't kill an Appliance, you need to get some powers; if you want to get powers, you must turn someone into soup; if you want to make a good soup, you must kill someone with powers; if Appliances are the only ones with powers, you must kill them; if you can't kill an Appliance, you need to get some powers; if you want to get powers, you must turn someone into soup; if you want to make a good soup, you must kill someone with powers; if Appliances are the only ones with powers, you must kill them; if you can't kill an Appliance, you need to get some powers. This endless loop of suffering lasted until they drank orange juice right out the carton, and gained the ability to cause scurvy to people who didn't eat their vitamin C. Oranges are just as good at preventing scurvy as are lemons. Anyways, they use this to cause a plague amongst the Appliances, which they could hopefully steal their bodies from the Coroner and make them into soup. The Camera Men and Speaker Men die to scurvy, since they don't have mouths to get vitamin C with. The Tall Ones die since they're awesome. The Camera Men and Speaker Men doesn't really matter though since the TV Women are the strong ones of The Appliance Alliance. The Skibidi Toilets cook the souls of their fallen enemies and gain boosted sound capabilities, as well as the ability to record TikToks. They use their TikTok abilities to brainwash the youth and rot their brains.
October 2023[]
The team of adventurers return to HQ, and find out most of their guys are dead, and that the Skibidi Toilets are hiring child soldiers. That really peeved The Appliance Alliance, so they worked extra hard at developing new technologies so that they could see themselves do anything. Or something. I don't know. They create new bases in the New York City Subway, and install benches throughout it, providing for the disabled, the elderly, and the pregnant; homeless people also rejoice. Dr. Mario came back and immunized the returning soldiers by injecting "ascorbic acid" (vitamin C) into their veins. He also removed the tonsils of the TV Women, somehow. With them on tip-top shape, he sent them to be cloned. With the army remade, they were redeployed back to the front-lines.
But they were dying. How could this be? Well, you see, the Skibidi Toilets when they absorbed the powers of the Camera Men, and gained polarized lenses in their eyes, which stopped them from being killed by the TV Women. With these deaths they added TV Women to their Evil Soup, and gained the ability to glow. They knew how to change how the light they glew polarized, as well as how to now see that polarization. The Tall Ones were deployed for the first time, and killed lots of Toilets. But then Super Star Toilets started appearing, and tore through The Tall Ones like they were made out of cream cheese. So The Appliance Alliance also tried getting Super Stars, but the Toilets bribed Peach with fancy cars. So they turned to Bowser, but Bowser turned them down because they were heroes and minions of Dr. Mario.
Out of options, The Appliance Alliance turned to ninjas, more specifically, the Akatsuki. They got the help of a secret member EthosLab, the one who trained Naruto to become Boruto and join Star Trek to become The Next Generation. That guy. He's super awesome. He used Jutsus like the Kill Jutsu and the DIE Jutsu. He also had other Jutsus like the Awesome Jutsu and the Invincible Jutsu that he could use on the Appliances and make them awesome/unkillable, as well as casting UNDER -9000 Jutsu on the Skibidi Toilets to make them FAIL. With these powers The Appliance Alliance and the Akatsuki made quick work of the Skibidi Toilets, returning the into its great former self, before it rotted. Then Skibidi Biden came back for one last touchdown. He was back from Hell and was going to give hell to anyone who opposed the toilets. He let chopped off some of his hairs to add to the Evil Soup, and the Skibidi Toilets gained Poop Missile powers. It was looking real crappy for The Appliance-Akatsuki Alliance. EthosLab didn't have any anti-poop missile Jutsus, but that didn't matter since they had intangibility frames. The Skibidi Toilets led by Skibidi Biden fled north into Canada, since it proved impossible to win.
The war was won by the Akatsuki and the Appliance Alliance.
Aftermath[]
In 2024, Hidan found a time machine big enough to engulf the entirety of New York and New Jersey in while working on the drain. He was searching for time machines on the dark web and found one for sale by some guy with the username "Evil". The reconstruction wasn't tragic this time around, and in fact was awesome; things return to normal in those 2 United States. Peddito killed EthoSlab shortly after this.
Siren Head was rebuilt and started blaring creepy EAS Alert System sounds.
The Skibidi Toilets on the other hand, when they retreated into Canada they caused the Teletubby Skibidi Wars.
Trivia[]
After reading the entire page, you may have realized that your brain has already been manifested with pointless information like this one; this makes you more insane than Jeff the Killer. You also have Skibidi Syndrome (actually Schizophrenia) because of that. I recommend you, completely forget about this page, the entire series, and the entire fandom to live a normal life.