Buy a shotgun
—Joe Biden on shotguns
Any questions?
Jon shot Gorefield with his Father's Shotgun. This Game is only playable on the Ichucknorrisegee.
A shotgun is a powerful firearm and the official off switch of the Furby. It is notable for its use in shames and these shoot BIG shells FILLED with little metal balls that go out when you pull thy trigger.
Power[]
A shotgun is known to be powerful enough to kill Bowser in one shot (but beware- he will come back to life to kill you). It is a very strong weapon that can blow through metal. Meaning T-5000 (but not the T-5001) is defenseless against a shotgun. Also, it is good for hitting people upside the head with. Recent test have shown that it to be highly effective against Evil Snowmen. Unfortunately, it can not be used long distance, and you must be right in front of the target. This presents problems.
Double-Barrel[]
It's power doubles when you add another barrel, giving it the name of either Double-Barreled Shotgun, Super Shotgun, Scattergun, etc. I think Doomguy likes it.
Automatic Shotgun[]
It’s power goes down, but the lethality goes THROUGH THE ROOF!! Automatic shotguns are fully automatic or select fire. They’re very hard to get legally, but you should NOT fuck with someone who has one!
Side Effects[]
Side effects include flying into walls, quick deaths, painful deaths, unbearably painful deaths, explosions, bloody nose, broken bones, evil laughter, reloading, destruction, pain, papercuts, screaming like a little girl, getting Germany mad at you, and lists of side effects.