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Your idea is NOT logical. Shockwave on an average day.

Shockwave is a decepticon who works for Megatron/Galvatron. He is also the dictator of Croatia, though was briefly the dictator of Ukraine.

Shockwave is a transformer, just like Megatron/Galvatron and Soundwave. He was a laser gun at first, but he later transforms into a boat. He was a jet when on Cybertron.

Shockwave is also a mad scientist, and he accuses people for their logic. Shockwave is brutal enough where he'll cut your face off.

He once encountered Ms. Ukraine, the 1st ruler of the country, and he r**ed her p***y. Then we come to This is Bob, and he was the 2nd ruler of the country, and he r**ed him in the @$$ as well. Then we come to the 3rd ruler of WaWaFries, and he shot her point blank, but ended up ruling the country anyways.

After becoming the 4th ruler of Ukraine, he decided to make it a communist nation, just so he can make it more "human friendly", but doesn't work, and communism never works for citizens.

Shockwave also lives up to his name, he creates shockwaves EVERYWHERE. Sure, he does have a what-appears-to-be-a small peashooter, but it's more powerful than you think, after he shoots somebody one point blank, a shockwave occurs.

Shockwave also uses 4chan, posting hate photos of Ms. Ukraine, This is Bob, and Fries.

He and the others were eventually forced to team up to defeat the biggest threat known to mankind ever as The Final Boss of the Internet.

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Shockwave as a boat.

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