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Grabbin' a shawt!

Ellis

Typical examples of coloured Shawts at yer typical hospital.

Typical examples of coloured Shawts at yer typical hospital.

Shawt (sometimes Shot, or ----«([███|IIII-|-IIII|===[} in some cases) are medical needles that (can) give guys a little bit of ouchies (while strangely curing him/her at teh same time), and in a curing way, have an ability to combat evil diseases like ze infamous Swine Flu. Shawts are often used by this dude from Texas or something that is known for killing zombies by the name of Ellis.

A shawt can cure you from most Diseases. In fact, the only disease that can't be cured by a shawt at all is Stupidity.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Ganon defeat Luigi by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Ganon defeat Luigi by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.