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Not to be confused with Shaggy Rogers or Shaggy Rogers.

Fuck you, Goku! -Shaggy Talking to Goku

Zoinks! -Shaggy's Most Famous Quote

Shaggy Rogers is one of the Undefeatables in UnAnything.

History

Shaggy was born to Chuck Norris in 160,000,009 BC. At some point when he was 1, Shaggy sneezed while on vacation to an asteroid. In doing so, he accidentally used 12.356% of his power, which made a miniature black hole. The black hole exploded, knocking the asteroid (40 mi/60 km wide) into another, larger asteroid (110 mi/170 km wide), destroying both. One of the fragments, about 6 mi (10 km) wide, eventually slammed into the UnWorld, just off of the Yucatan Peninsula, approximately 66 million years ago. This single, gargantuan sneeze was so powerful, that while it didn't defeat him, it knocked Shaggy into a coma.

Eventually, Shaggy awoke in Coolsville, Ohio, remembering what happened. So in order to truly test his wits, Shaggy soon went to the Undefeatable Palace, where we went on the UnRank Scales and Survived a hit from Cyber-Dee (Chuck Norris was busy).

Now that he was proven to be an Undefeatable, Shaggy's Life changed forever. And he is still here to this day.

Abilities

Shaggy is able to use certain Levels of his power, here is a list of what he can do with this level of Power:

  • 0.005%: Able to make One-Liners
  • 0.1%: Make a movie
  • 0.5%: Turn Scooby-Doo into a 4-wheeler
  • 0.8%: Destroy a building
  • 1%: Get his Homework Done, destroy a large building
  • 3% Learns Cosmic Flare, Abyssal Wings, Morning Star, Evade Bless, Diarahan, Amrita Drop, Sukukaja, and Spell Master.
  • 4.35%: Will people into existence
  • 5%: Summon a small asteroid or a miniature black hole
  • 10%: Summon an asteroid or similarly sized object
  • 20%: Reach an aerial speed of mach 1
  • 25%: Spawn a black hole
  • 30%: Making hypernovas occur
  • 80%: Destroying Whole Universes
  • 90%: Break the Speed of Light
  • 99%: Kill SCP-682
  • 99.5%:
  • 99.9%:
  • 99.99%:
  • 99.99999999999999999999951%: Wipe Utah from existence
  • 100%: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Personality

Shaggy is a very Powerful Guy, as we mentioned before. Shaggy is also one of the most Afraid Guys in all of UnAnything, so he is a bit of a Glass Cannon himself. If he ever Played the Scary Maze Game, he will Pee out all of the Water inside him. Shaggy also likes Food, like Meatball Subs, Scooby Snacks, and Anything that can make you earn the Power of Super Fatness. His cowardliness is the main reason why he isn't in the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables.

Relations

  • Anger Birds - Created when Shaggy blessed a bird
  • Chuck Norris - Is who Shaggy was cloned from
  • Azure - Is a member of the UnAnything Team, who all have Chuck Norris DNA, and since Dhaggy is a clone of Chuck, the UnAnything Team is related to Shaggy
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