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{{Quote|Zoinks!|Shaggy's Most Famous Quote}}
 
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{{Character Infobox|image = Shaggy.PNG|imagesize = 200|name = Shaggy Rogers|caption = The most Cowardly Undefeatable to ever live.|gender = Male|hair = Brownish Orange-Yellow|eyes = Black|species = Human|home = The Mystery Machine|AKA = Matthew Lillard|dream = Banishing all Monsters and Celebrities|fear = Ghosts, Monsters|education = Many Years of Ghost Hunting.|known = Hunting for Countless Ghost and Unmasking Multiple Celebrities.|rank = 10^1.968e9|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes|age = Immortal|death = No.}}
 
{{Character Infobox|image = Shaggy.PNG|imagesize = 200|name = Shaggy Rogers|caption = The most Cowardly Undefeatable to ever live.|gender = Male|hair = Brownish Orange-Yellow|eyes = Black|species = Human|home = The Mystery Machine|AKA = Matthew Lillard|dream = Banishing all Monsters and Celebrities|fear = Ghosts, Monsters|education = Many Years of Ghost Hunting.|known = Hunting for Countless Ghost and Unmasking Multiple Celebrities.|rank = 10^1.968e9|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes|age = Immortal|death = No.}}
'''Shaggy Rogers''' is one of the [[Undefeatables]] in [[UnAnything]].
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'''Shaggy Rogers''' is a cowardly guy and one of the [[Undefeatables]] in [[UnAnything]].
   
 
==History==
 
==History==
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Shaggy was born to [[Chuck Norris]] shortly after the big bang. At some point in 169,000,000 BC, Shaggy sneezed while on vacation to an asteroid. In doing so, he accidentally used 12.356% of his power, which made a miniature black hole. The black hole exploded, knocking the asteroid (40 mi/60 km wide) into another, larger asteroid (110 mi/170 km wide), destroying both. One of the fragments, about 6 [[United States of UnAmerica|mi]] (10 km) wide, eventually slammed into the [[UnWorld]], just off of the Yucatan Peninsula, approximately 66 million years ago. This single, gargantuan sneeze was so powerful, that while it didn't defeat him, it knocked Shaggy into a coma, and he landed somewhere near the center of the subcontinent of Appalachia.
Shaggy was once a guy who worked with a gang to catch Ghosts and Ghouls. He also adopted a dog named [[Scooby Doo]]. One day, Shaggy was attacking a giant monster, and when Shaggy tried to punch him, The Monster flew all the way to the [[Moon]]. Shaggy fainted after doing so.
 
   
Eventually, Shaggy awoke in the small town of [[Ohio#Coolsville|Coolsville, Ohio]], remembering what happened. So in order to truly test his wits, Shaggy soon went to the [[Undefeatable Palace]], where we went on the [[UnRank Scales]] and Survived a hit from [[Cyber-Dee]] (Chuck Norris was [[Second Undefeatable War|busy]]).
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Eventually, Shaggy awoke in the small town of [[Coolsville, Ohio]], where he joined a ghost-hunting gang and adopted a [[Scooby Doo|couple]] [[Scrappy Doo|dogs]]. Inevitably, he got spooked, and [[[u]][[Necrozma|lt]][[Captain Falcon|ra]]] instinctively [[Falcon Punch|punched]] a giant monster that just so happened to be there. The monster was responsible for the creation of [[Tycho Crater]], and was morphed into a fancy rock. He remembered his past right then and there. So in order to truly test his wits, Shaggy soon went to the [[Undefeatable Palace]], where we went on the [[UnRank Scales]] and Survived a hit from [[Cyber-Dee]] (Chuck Norris was [[Second Undefeatable War|busy]]).
   
 
Now that he was proven to be an Undefeatable, Shaggy's Life changed forever. And he is still here to this day.
 
Now that he was proven to be an Undefeatable, Shaggy's Life changed forever. And he is still here to this day.
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Shaggy is able to use certain Levels of his power, here is a list of what he can do with this level of Power:
 
Shaggy is able to use certain Levels of his power, here is a list of what he can do with this level of Power:
   
 
*0.00005%: Make a One-Liner
*1%: Be able to make wacky one-liners
 
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*0.032%: Give the [[Poker]] a reason not to [[LOL]]
*2%: Make a movie
 
*3%: Murder Someone
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*0.1%: Make a movie
*5%: Turn [[Scooby-Doo]] into a 4-wheeler
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*0.3%: Turn [[Scooby-Doo]] into a 4-wheeler
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*0.5%: Bend light
*10% Achieve super-human strengths
 
*15%: Drive a vehicle perfectly
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*0.8%: Destroy a building
*20%: Get his homework done, destroy a large building
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*1%: Get his Homework Done, destroy a large building, teleport, copy his look onto the Gang, make a Wacky One-Liner
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*2%: Make a movie on his own
*25% Can see [[John Cena]]
 
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*2.35%: Make his meme relevant again
*30%: Perfectly read opponents and coordinate their actions
 
*35%: Overthrow a ruler
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*3%: Act like [[Sans]]
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*3.6%: Rip through [[Flex Tape]] with two fingers
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*5%: Change his skin color, turn into Big Shaggus
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*7.7%: See [[John Cena]] on a dark night
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*10%: Summon an asteroid or similarly sized object
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*12.356%: Sneeze micro-black holes
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*15%: Stop [[Galeem]]
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*15.7000001%: Kill [[Herobrine]]
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*16%: Defy gravity
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*18%: Kill [[Dharkon]]
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*20%: [[Sonic boom (Phenomenon)|Reach an aerial speed of mach 1]]
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*25%: Use a [[Falcon Punch]] punch barrage
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*27%: Beat up Chuck Norris without touching him [of course, Chuck will be unharmed, and understand because of their father-son bond]
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*30%: Will powerful people into existence, perfectly read people
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*35%: Overthrow a ruler instantaneously
 
*40%: Make complicated tools without a sweat
 
*40%: Make complicated tools without a sweat
*45%: Gain elemental powers
 
*50%: Cause major damages to a city
 
*55%: Cause major damages to a continent
 
 
*60%: See alternate realities and fantasies
 
*60%: See alternate realities and fantasies
 
*65%: Learn Cosmic Flare, Abyssal Wings, Morning Star, Evade Bless, Diarahan, Amrita Drop, Sukukaja, and Spell Master
 
*65%: Learn Cosmic Flare, Abyssal Wings, Morning Star, Evade Bless, Diarahan, Amrita Drop, Sukukaja, and Spell Master
*70%: Teleport
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*70%: Destroy a city
*75%: Destroy a county
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*75%: Destroy a country
*80%: Breathe in Space
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*80%: Destroy a continent
 
*85%: Destroy a planet
 
*85%: Destroy a planet
*90%: Wipe [[Utah]] from existence
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*90%: Break the Speed of Light
*95%: Time Travel
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*99%: Kill [[SCP-682]]
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*99.9999999999%: SAVE Him
*100% ['''''*****REDACTED*****''''']
 
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*99.99999999999999999999951%: Wipe [[Utah]] from existence
*Over 100%: What? That's impossible? Let me quote Shaggy: ''"Like, who said 100% was my limit?"''
 
 
*100%: '''''[DATA EXPUNGED]'''''
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*1,000%: '''''[EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE]'''''
   
 
==Personality==
 
==Personality==
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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
*[[Barney]] Owes Him 5,000 Scooby Snacks.
 
*[[Barney]] Owes Him 5,000 Scooby Snacks.
*He has an unending hatred for his three biggest rivals, [[Big Chungus]], [[Moto Moto]], and [[Duo]]. Shaggy is the reason the latter three aren't Undefeatables.
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*He has an unending hatred for his three biggest rivals, [[Big Chungus]], [[Moto Moto]], and [[Duo]]. Shaggy serves as the reason why the latter three aren't Undefeatables.
 
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Fuck you, Goku! -Shaggy Talking to Goku

Zoinks! Shaggy's Most Famous Quote

Shaggy Rogers is a cowardly guy and one of the Undefeatables in UnAnything.

History

Shaggy was born to Chuck Norris shortly after the big bang. At some point in 169,000,000 BC, Shaggy sneezed while on vacation to an asteroid. In doing so, he accidentally used 12.356% of his power, which made a miniature black hole. The black hole exploded, knocking the asteroid (40 mi/60 km wide) into another, larger asteroid (110 mi/170 km wide), destroying both. One of the fragments, about 6 mi (10 km) wide, eventually slammed into the UnWorld, just off of the Yucatan Peninsula, approximately 66 million years ago. This single, gargantuan sneeze was so powerful, that while it didn't defeat him, it knocked Shaggy into a coma, and he landed somewhere near the center of the subcontinent of Appalachia.

Eventually, Shaggy awoke in the small town of Coolsville, Ohio, where he joined a ghost-hunting gang and adopted a couple dogs. Inevitably, he got spooked, and [[[u]]ltra] instinctively punched a giant monster that just so happened to be there. The monster was responsible for the creation of Tycho Crater, and was morphed into a fancy rock. He remembered his past right then and there. So in order to truly test his wits, Shaggy soon went to the Undefeatable Palace, where we went on the UnRank Scales and Survived a hit from Cyber-Dee (Chuck Norris was busy).

Now that he was proven to be an Undefeatable, Shaggy's Life changed forever. And he is still here to this day.

Abilities

Shaggy is able to use certain Levels of his power, here is a list of what he can do with this level of Power:

  • 0.00005%: Make a One-Liner
  • 0.032%: Give the Poker a reason not to LOL
  • 0.1%: Make a movie
  • 0.3%: Turn Scooby-Doo into a 4-wheeler
  • 0.5%: Bend light
  • 0.8%: Destroy a building
  • 1%: Get his Homework Done, destroy a large building, teleport, copy his look onto the Gang, make a Wacky One-Liner
  • 2%: Make a movie on his own
  • 2.35%: Make his meme relevant again
  • 3%: Act like Sans
  • 3.6%: Rip through Flex Tape with two fingers
  • 5%: Change his skin color, turn into Big Shaggus
  • 7.7%: See John Cena on a dark night
  • 10%: Summon an asteroid or similarly sized object
  • 12.356%: Sneeze micro-black holes
  • 15%: Stop Galeem
  • 15.7000001%: Kill Herobrine
  • 16%: Defy gravity
  • 18%: Kill Dharkon
  • 20%: Reach an aerial speed of mach 1
  • 25%: Use a Falcon Punch punch barrage
  • 27%: Beat up Chuck Norris without touching him [of course, Chuck will be unharmed, and understand because of their father-son bond]
  • 30%: Will powerful people into existence, perfectly read people
  • 35%: Overthrow a ruler instantaneously
  • 40%: Make complicated tools without a sweat
  • 60%: See alternate realities and fantasies
  • 65%: Learn Cosmic Flare, Abyssal Wings, Morning Star, Evade Bless, Diarahan, Amrita Drop, Sukukaja, and Spell Master
  • 70%: Destroy a city
  • 75%: Destroy a country
  • 80%: Destroy a continent
  • 85%: Destroy a planet
  • 90%: Break the Speed of Light
  • 99%: Kill SCP-682
  • 99.9999999999%: SAVE Him
  • 99.99999999999999999999951%: Wipe Utah from existence
  • 100%: [DATA EXPUNGED]
  • 1,000%: [EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE]

Personality

Shaggy is a very powerful guy, as we mentioned before. Shaggy is also one of the most Afraid Guys in all of UnAnything, so he is a bit of a Glass Cannon himself. If he ever Played the Scary Maze Game, he will Pee out all of the Water inside him. Shaggy also likes Food, like Meatball Subs, Scooby Snacks, and Anything that can make you earn the Power of Super Fatness.

Relations

See The Shaggy Connection, or I will blast your head off with a Shoop da Whoop.

Trivia

  • Barney Owes Him 5,000 Scooby Snacks.
  • He has an unending hatred for his three biggest rivals, Big Chungus, Moto Moto, and Duo. Shaggy serves as the reason why the latter three aren't Undefeatables.