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SpongeBob introducing himself and the other Seven Heavenly Virtues.

Sevenheavenlyvirtues

The Seven Heavenly Virtues is a group with similar goals to the Seven Deadly Sins. However, their goal was to persuade God to transmit seven heavenly sawtooth waves which they "can use as vehicles so that we can beat bad people". However, their goal is different in which they don't want to make bad people DIE but rather incapacitate them to a point where they are physically unable to do evil things. However, there are actually 8 members (for some odd reason), so Luke and Matoro have to share a seat. They did actually managed to achieve their goal on 1 occasion in the year 2002 by some stroke of luck; however, their idea was so stupid they didn't actually take good people into account and confused them with bad people. This caused the great Quahog Pipeline Incident, setting off the events of Family Guy; for this incident and multiple others connected to the signal they were heavily chastised by the Undefeatables. For some reason they're still trying to achieve their goal, but with square waves instead.

Nobody actually knows why they chose the name of "Seven Heavenly Virtues", specifically the "Virtues" part. However, some people think it's because Virtues contains two letters related to ROYGBIV - this would connect the name to their love for rainbows. Their organizational structure is entirely different from the Seven Deadly Sins because they want to use more conventional management; because of this they don't have any stupid names.

Members[]

  1. Luke Skywalker (promoted to leader for 5 seconds on one occasion)
  2. SpongeBob SquarePants
  3. Garfield
  4. Cirno
  5. Kirby
  6. Mario
  7. You - yes, YOU! ITS YOU!

Trivia[]

  • SpongeBob is considered the mascot of the Seven Heavenly Virtues for some reason.

See Also[]

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